“The Trump administration officially wants to kill every part of the Affordable Care Act. [New York Times]”

Sure, the pay isn’t great, but when you’re out there, gyrating in front of that drunken football fan, his lusty stare just makes it all worth it.

I can’t believe that no French sandwich made the list. Croque monseiur, anyone? (Or is this a species of grilled cheese?)   Baguette with butter and ham? 

Calling it now: malicious horny clown king Euron will ascend to the Iron Throne.  It’s the plot outcome we all deserve in the age of Trump.

“the president’s goal many times is to ‘create chaos’”

Well he did vote for the Leopards Eating People’s Faces Party and you gotta admit he’s really sticking to the party platform. 

Stop it with the damn surcharges. . Fold all the costs of doing business (like health care costs, minimum wage increases, and carbon taxes) into the menu prices and be done with it.

I agree, but it is an aspirational requirement.  And it is an implied expectation that you give up your privacy when you become POTUS, because you are POTUS. 

Christ on toast, why have I never heard of this beautiful creation before?

Like that time when I jaywalked or talked on the phone while driving?  Frankly, if you’re going to be POTUS, you should be squeaky clean and expect that your life will be an open book.  If you want privacy and/or want to hide some skeletons in your closet, don’t be POTUS. 

Seriously. If I were being investigated for murder and I was pretty damn sure I hadn’t murdered anybody, I would probably want to HELP the investigators so that they could hurry up and conclude that I didn’t murder anybody. (Here, look at all my emails, look at my phone records, talk to all of my friends, etc.)

The simple solution is to put your feet inside rigid steel socks before you put on your shoes.

So, tater tots with Lawry’s seasoning, served at a gringo taco joint owned by a guy named John not Juan from Wyoming, and branded with a slogan that sounds like it should be on piece of flair attached to the suspenders of a zit-faced blond teenager.

“Everyone thinks filet is terrible.”

Yup, the parallel between Joffrey and Trump has been noted before. 

It’s worse than the Republican party of sports. It’s Trump’s game. For that reason alone, I will always loathe the sport.  It should cease to exist in the post-Trump era, kind of like how people stopped naming their kids Adolf after 1945. 

Agreed. Middle-schoolers are the worst. Except for high-schoolers, they can be even worse. Oh, and adults, they can really be the worst of all. Come to think of it, let’s just shut down this business entirely. :) “Hell is other poeple.” - Sartre

Or Brockway, Ogdenville, or North Haverbrook!

Where’s Scotty Lundegaard going to go to hang out with his friends now?