Can’t he just get a satellite data service?  Something like HughesNet. 

He’s basically Trump, except that with Trump we don’t have the option not to engage, because we fucking elected him president.

Let’s not forget this about Luc Besson:

I’d say go for it, but unfortunately the digestive system doesn’t work as well at that age so you’ll end with Taco-Bell-style regret.

I think the little kitten needs to be called Loki. 

“Though using PAC money for personal expenses is banned by the House Ethic Committee, it’s rarely punished. The Federal Elections Commission doesn’t have a policy on the personal spending of PAC money.”

They should have a “dope all you want” bicycle race.  I wonder how much performance would improve if athletes could redline with all the performance enhancers. 

It would be nice if this article had explained who Grinda was before quoting him in the embedded quote.

Well that’s what the Webb space telescope is supposed to be, assuming it ever launches. 

“But Campari? Aperol? That shit ruins wonderful alcoholic drinks, making them unpleasantly bitter.”

Look at his fucking suit jacket with the wrinkled lapels.  Did he get to the dry cleaner too late for same day service? 

No, “both sides” is bringing up faults of the wronged party (the US intelligence community, in this instance) when the focus should be on the wrongdoer (the Russian election meddlers). I don’t disagree with Krueger’s opinion of the US intelligence community, but prior bad acts of the US intelligence community don’t…

“Are they most mad that Trump is siding against the American national intelligence community, which has a bloody legacy of influencing elections abroad when it suits its own interests and trampling its own citizens’ civil liberties?”

This isn’t homophobia.

“the intolerance of a political philosophy that stands on the false platform of tolerance”

Looks like a ring avulsion waiting to happen. 

Oh it would be so worth the time. Win a judgment, have the sheriff seize and sell the defendant’s car to execute the judgment. Give the cash proceeds of the sheriff’s sale to the defendant (minus the $10, of course).

“So England wound up Englanding it after all.”

I kinda with she would just shank him, right there in front of all the news cameras. 

I want to be a garden hermit.