I thought the same thing when I read the article. You and I have a similar affliction of the mind.

He died in a duel with his brother Lyle, I assume.

Hot take: “God Bless America” should be our national anthem, not the dreadful “Star Spangled Banner.”

I answered my own question: “lava extensions” become the property of the state of Hawaii. Preexisting lands that are covered by lava flows remain the property of the landowner.

The anger of the volcano goddess can only be appeased by throwing a head of state into the mouth of the volcano.

So if you had waterfront property there does the newly extended waterfront become part of your property? I never studied “lava law” at law school.

We usually buy our games online but of course the online games are usually full retail price. Now and then I’ll buy a physical copy of an xbox game at Best Buy, but I almost always get them to mark down the price by price matching to Amazon, Target, etc. Usually it goes like this:

I knew he was a con man, I just didn’t realize he was this pathetic.

Jeff Sessions went on to say that “grandparents will also be separated, and those in wheelchairs will be thrown off of balconies to expedite their asylum claim processing.”

Yes, but the Germans let the children stay with their mothers.

And family unity. The Victorians were on to something with their workhouses that separated parents from children.

Seriously, why do these assholes wear camo fatigues? Are they trying to avoid detection as they creep between the begonias and the hydrangeas?

I am hypnotized by Joanna’s hand movements. I imagine that a Rothkopf family dinner is just hands, hands, hands everywhere.

Good on him, now if he can stand over my shoulder all day while I draft documents in Microsoft Word, I’ll turn off spell checker.

“Honoring Gold Star families” — you mean like this family?

Wait, where’s the white Jesus here? SCOTUS just said that a homophobic baker can refuse to bake a cake for a gay wedding. That’s a fucked up decision, but it’s still pretty damn clear that a racist baker cannot refuse to bake a cake for a black (or interracial) wedding.

Oh for Christ’s sake, who fucking cares. Bill owes Monica a personal apology. And Bill should not have been impeached for his personal misconduct. So they both got fucked in this situation. Meanwhile, look at the monster who’s in the White House now — we have a much bigger #metoo and #constitutional crisis happening…

He’s trolling to alienate white allies, obviously.

Oh for Christ’s sake, there is no good reason for a passenger to read the airworthiness certificate. Just stop it. They probably moved you to first class because they thought you were a crazy person and they wanted to keep a closer eye on you.

Trump will never end the press briefings. What he might do is just make sure that the press passes only go to Fox News, Breitbart, Infowars, etc.