Actually this is the one part of the story that troubles me because, you know, tenants’ rights. I’m all for publicly shaming the guy, but this veers into torches-and-pitchforks territory.

Hollandaise sauce may be a very white thing, but I don’t think it’s possible to dislike hollandaise unless you dislike butter.

I don’t disagree, but achieving majority status is probably the most essential thing now. It would mean, for example, Democratic control of the Senate Judiciary Committee, so no more approval of Trump judicial appointments. After the fiasco of Thief Justice Gorsuch, it is time for total war against the Republicans…

She stands on the shoulders of conservative feminist pioneers.

If you put that much stupid in the ocean it would actually cause the sea level to noticeably rice.

The pills didn’t help me. When I took an antidepressant, I remained depressed, and the pills just added impotence on top of the depression.

Yup. You better have that baby, but once you do have that baby, don’t ask the government for food stamps or affordable child care or pediatric health care, you welfare queen.

You think she didn’t commit a crime?

“Mitch McConnell saying . . it’s a partisan attempt to drum up a campaign issue.”

I like the flowchart. Of course, it applies to calling the cops on anybody, not just black people. But I guess white people have already internalized the flow chart when it comes to calling the cops on other white people.

Ironically, with all the poseurs wearing lab coats nowadays, I have greater trust in a scientist who does NOT wear a lab coat. Because you take off your lab coat when you’re not actually working at your bench.

It doesn’t matter how innocent he actually is. For example, look at what Justice Scalia (the role model for our new Thief Justice Gorsuch) had to say about actual innocence:

“Look at your quotas.” What quotas?

I hope so, but his parents were very long-lived (dad lived to 93 and mom lived to 88). Only the good die young. Henry Kissinger and Robert Mugabe are both still alive at age 94. Edward Teller (the real-life Dr. Strangelove) died at age 95. Oskar Groening, the “bookkeeper of Auschitz,” died this year at age 96.

He would be 78 at the start of a third term. Sadly, longevity appears to be in his genes (his dad lived to 93 and his mom lived to age 88), but we can all hope that maybe that 10,000th cheeseburger will do him in sooner rather than later.

Bob Dylan’s “Masters of War” captures my sentiment about Trump:

All workers should have guarantees that they will only be fired for good cause; that they won’t get fired for no cause or for bad cause; that they will be paid a decent living wage; that they will receive decent benefits and decent working conditions. If a business can’t provide these guarantees for its workers, then…

Yes, and how long does it take to learn how to expertly pick a crab? Do you need to take college courses to learn it?

No, if the Koreas come together and reach a peace deal and North Korea denuclearizes, award the prize to the leaders of North and South Korea and leave out Trump. If people react to a loose cannon to avert the harm that the loose cannon could cause, you award the people who averted the harm — you don’t award the the…