Plus you know it’s a swamp down there on this big fella.

Giuliani hasn’t been an attorney for a long time. Does he still even have a law license?

Christ in hell, Giuliani, you really have forgotten how to be a lawyer. And you were once a U.S. Attorney for New York.

Also, the House GOP has never had a more urgent need for a Catholic priest.

Don’t forget the thinly sliced dolphin. Substitute non-dolphin-friendly canned tuna if needed.

“Just add tabs of butter” is the way to finish every dish at every restaurant, my friend. :)

So basically liquid cheese.

At least they don’t live in Oxnard.

Well those refugee students are probably bringing drugs, or bringing crime, or they’re rapists. But I’m sure that our president has graciously assumed that some of them are good people.

Just visit ye olde barber surgeon for assistance with country matters.

Either that or he’s gonna get hurt on the ice in retaliation.

Kanye doesn’t care about black people, apparently.

Wait just a God damn minute. Trump goons walked into this doctor’s office and physically seized medical records? Isn’t that, like, a crime?

I am sad that he lives in such fear of his neighbors. Maybe he could get to know his neighbors — bring over a plate of cookies or something. What are his other options, really — Move away? Shoot first?

We get it your’re a woke sushi bro.

You can always countersue with a claim of frivolous/vexatious litigation. And in your counterclaim, you can and should ask to recover the legal fees that you paid to defend yourself against any frivolous claims. You should also seek sanctions against the lawyer who brought the frivolous claims — the lawyer should be…

I’m not crying, I just ate a bag of Flamin Hot Cheetos and then rubbed my eyes.

Your wife is right. It’s a hatch version of the Aztek.