HOAs can take you to small claims court. HOAs can also put a lien on your property for only a few bucks. Take it from an HOA president who has done both. Of course, when I took these measures, it was because we were dealing with homeowners who were thousands of dollars behind on their dues, to the point that they were…

Jesus Christ almighty, this is stupid advice. HOAs have tremendous power, including the power to put a lien on your property if you don’t pay dues or fees, and the power to foreclose on your property if you don’t pay dues or fees.

The way that would happen is that Trump just becomes the first US dictator and then picks a successor.

Twitter itself could, should, and won’t take away his Twitter access.

Well, he did say that “second amendment people” should take matters in to their own hands to get what they want.

He’ll never go to jail, even if he is impeached, for the same reason that Nixon never went to jail: he’ll be pardoned by his successor. My only comfort is in knowing that, given his age and his physical condition, he’ll die sooner rather than later. When he does die, it’ll be at one of his stupid golf courses, after…

To be honest, it’s a pretty obscure amendment. I took a year of constitutional law in law school and we never talked about the 25th amendment. It’s only on the radar screen these days because we have an actual crazy person in the White House.

The fakery of Trump and his cohorts is so transparent that I really have a hard time believing that his followers buy it. Are that many people really that ignorant? Michael Moore has argued that people voted for Trump not because he articulates any real policy, but because they are so angry about their state of…

I agree with you, but how the hell did this happen? My favorite theory is that it’s a combination of reality TV and conservative talk radio twisting people’s minds, and corporations destroying the social fabric. (Corporations have always been structured as sociopathic entities with one imperative only, to maximize…

How about if we just ban pee wee football entirely.

Actually what Ivana said is very wise — she’s filthy rich, why would she want to go into politics when she can just enjoy being filthy rich? I wish Trump thought about things that way. If I had that kind of money, the last thing I would want to do is spend time in conference rooms with politicians — I would be too…

Look, the very obvious answer is that they want to push through the tax cuts and then use the consequent deficits to justify deep cuts in government spending. This is Republican Tax Policy 101.

So it’s affirmative action?

How easy is it to get an abortion in Northern Ireland? Can an Irish national just drive across the border and get an abortion? I assume the cost would be out of pocket, not paid for by UK health service?

The name annoys me almost as much as the homophobia. Don’t give your business to Chick-fil-A unless you’re OK with lining the wallets of the Bible -thumping private owners of the company.

If anything, you should prefer female astronauts because they would be smaller in size and weight. It typically costs about $10,000 to put one pound of payload in orbit.

WHY THE FUCK do we use electronic voting systems. Tallying ballots is perfectly easy to do by hand, and using computers invites instant manipulation of any number of ballots. This has to be perhaps the stupidest-ever unnecessary use of computers.

In the reminders app, create a new list, title it “groceries.” Then it should just work when you say “siri, add X to groceries” — it worked for me.

I use the built-in apple reminders app — just create a dedicated list for groceries. Shared it with my wife, too, so either of us can add items to the list at any time, or check off items after a shopping trip. Works with siri, too — “siri, please add bread to groceries list”

Is there any chance that Trump might actually get behind this bill and throw the Republican lawmakers under the bus? This is the right way to repeal and replace Obamacare.