No, just tweet that it’s fake news.

“Baristas are writing the name ‘Trump’ on the cups of people who request it.”

Yes, and I hate it when the bartender uses GIN when I specifically asked for a JIN martini.

$100,000 in Formation scholarships is 0.04% of the box office for her Formation concert tour ($250 million).

Kentuckians like to elect animals to office apparently.

Christ, the snowflakes are constantly complaining about thalidomide, mercury, wage theft, firing of pregos and trannies, ramps for the cripples, heat and hot water in the tenements, etc.. With all the regulations, how is a job creator supposed to make a buck?

I don’t get angry about how awful he is, because one man’s awfulness is nothing without enablers. I get angry about how awful the people are who put him in office (voters) and who keep him in office (Republican pols). These are the people who are dismantling our democracy, by amplifying the awfulness of Trump.

I am flabbergasted that Warmbier’s parents would blame Obama for this. I’m sure our diplomats were doing everything they could to help Otto, and there wasn’t much they could do, because North Korea.

Uh, yeah, he probably died because they pulled the plug after doctors determined that he was brain dead.

Your titular thesis is disproven by even a single good newspaper columnist. I’ll list a few contenders:

I have a sincerely-held religious belief that Abbott should be ritually sacrificed to R’hllor, the Lord of Light.

Sure and you also program the aimbot to fire 10 or 20 shots in rapid succession, in a grid that covers the target.

Never exercises, eats junk food every day (KFC, taco bowls, extra scoops of ice cream). How is he even as marginally vital as he is at age 71? Shouldn’t he, like, have a stroke or something?

That’s called a bidet. The Europeans probably think we’re a bunch of savages for just using toilet paper (they’re right about us being savages, for this and other reasons).

Well it sounds like a good deal for paypal because they get to keep the transaction fees and the chargeback fees.

So when is it time to pick up a fucking brick?

Oh for Christ’s sake, record the audio surreptitiously and leak the fucking tape on the internet.

Thanks for helping me down the escalator. Now get to work paying for my Medicare and Social Security, never mind that I voted for politicians who are working to dismantle those benefits before you ever receive them. Also, don’t you owe me a rent check? I’m sorry, I can’t waive any late fees, my property taxes have…

So, are you saying it’s therefore OK that student loans aren’t dischargeable in bankruptcy? Or are you just pointing out a potential loophole that could help some people discharge their student loan debt? The loophole probably isn’t helpful to most people, because if you need to file bankruptcy, you definitely don’t…