Who cares about the fucking cake. Look at what Trump said at the CIA today: “As you know, I have a running war with the media, they are among the most dishonest human beings on Earth.”

Drink your sleeping tonic, Fraulein Goebbels.

Since federal land is worthless, let’s go ahead and raze the most worthless land, i.e. the U.S. Capitol where these monsters scheme to destroy our country.

You’re drinking the corporate kool-aid, man. Turn off the TV and don’t let the ad-men worm their way into your brain!

I suggest focusing not on specific issues, but on strategies for resistance:

Killing is immoral, so let’s kill this guy for killing people.

Killing is immoral, so let’s kill this guy for killing people.

Preemption laws are very powerful when passed by state governments, which have general police power. The federal government, on the other hand, has only specific powers enumerated in the Constitution (e.g. the power to regulate interstate commerce). So the federal government can only preempt for those specific powers.…

That’s very interesting. How do we deal with an employer worrying that a newly hired woman employee is going to take time off for maternity leave? Again, I think that more government support of child-raising would lessen that worry and thus shrink the wage gap. Of course, right now we have a government that won’t lift…

Women of childbearing age take more time off than men of a similar age. Is the employer supposed to pay for that, or advance a woman even though she didn’t put in the same hours as a man of the same age and ability? I don’t think we should expect that of employers. But I do think we should demand that our government…

“You’re kicking me off for expressing my opinion?!”

I know -- you don’t see enough Jonesy cosplay.

Fuck that, report on what he said anyways.    

Let’s hope for an unpresidented act by the Electoral College on Monday.

I think grilled cheese is already perfect with bread, butter, cheese? Why are we fretting about improving it?

“I FaceTimed with . . . no one. I looked too hideous.”

Gotta love the elevator operator’s side eye-- look at this dipshit who thinks he’s the sheriff of Tombstone.