Isn’t that what Demelza did with Ross?

The people planning to vote for him(?)

His sons?

It would be more hilarious if Melania filed for divorce RIGHT NOW.

The boomerang you threw is predictably coming back to lick you in the head!

Duck Kellyanne! The boomerang you threw is predictably coming back to lick you in the head!

Oh, come on. He didn’t say anything about this girl he wouldn’t say about his own daughter.

A contract beach doesn’t sound too bad...

I only know who he is from watching Joel McHale make fun of him.

I can’t even count how many comments I’ve read from guys saying that everyone talks about sex and that even women enjoy talking about it. It legit scares me that the concept of consent still flies over men’s heads. What Trump was describing was not consensual.

Also

Please please Mark Cuban. I’ve never asked you for anything. This is all I want.

OF COURSE THERE IS.

Lord, I don’t ask for much......

That should have been the entire article.

Get rid of fraternities. Period.

So I walked out of my job yesterday. Like, handed over the office key and peaced da faq out. I haven’t quit a job like that in at least 15 years. (I work in entertainment ((costume dept)) so I switch up jobs frequently.) My boss, the designer, is/was such a hack AND a lazy fuck that I finally reached the breaking…

Here’s a few of my inexplicable experiences, some creepy, one really sweet:

Last night, I had a dream where I could see through my eyelids. I was in my bed laying on my side. A hand went around my neck and I could feel someone resting their face on my cheek. It freaked me out and woke me up. I could still feel the place where they were resting their face on mine.

I rediscovered the Stila smudge stick in Damsel. Damsel is such a great rich dark brown eyeliner.