I’m sure that several lifetimes ago he did a Madonna parody with Kirsten Dunst to open the MTV Movie Awards. I remember thinking he was hotter than the sun. Also I remember it because I think it was Don’t Tell Me which is is one of my favourite Madonna songs and maybe he wore a cute cowboy hat (implied question…

We’re not twins.

I quite like Park. Hipsterish enough.

OH MY SWEET LORD.

That headline gave me the biggest laugh I have had in weeks. Weeks, I tell you.

Didn’t Christian Bale and McConnaughey already make that movie?

I’ve seen it and there isn’t one word in any of those reviews that I can disagree with. It’s just tedious - and the script is stupidly awful. At one point Alfredo from Elementary says “Sir. They’re fighting.” I laughed out loud.

The car chase on The Strip was the best bit of the entire movie but I couldn’t even keep my eyes open for that. Or to count how many times they name checked the Aria/Riviera.

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WORD. Actually I think she should have Herdwick’s job, she’s way smarter and more charming.

No.

I LOVE her. Have you ever seen her on Talking Dead? She takes a huge notebook with her on the couch. She’s darling.

Just when you think J-Lo maybe wears a little too much make-up, Rita Ora achieves capacity inflatable sex doll.

I don’t have answers to your questions, I’m afraid. I’m not even sure I’ll watch season 3. I didn’t really warm to enough of the characters to want to spend more time with them. I’m pretty meh on the whole thing.

Nope. Never heard of it.

May I suggest that if you’re using a safeword that often you’re missing at least one of several potentially missable points.

I just know his name wasn’t Daryl.

Hey I remember him from Newhart.

Even just reading your post I feel like you got so much more out of it than I did, so I am really glad you found a way of watching it that circumvented your triggers, that’s great. Sounds like it was different to what you had expected. The way I felt about the characters changed so drastically over the course of…

The crucial take-away from all this is that Taylor Swift cannot pull off “dope”.