I was thinking about this just the other day in fact, and in fact inspired by Hiddleswift - with Tom and Taylor it’s like I see the cheekbones and the pretty eyes and the perfect skin and the long legs and the smile and the styling and the whatever else but THEY’RE JUST NOT SEXY. And I was thinking about who else this…

Fuck! That’s nasty if JJ/DK were not yet split up.

If Daryl cuckolded Pacey than WHAT THE ACTUAL WHAT? AND I DO NOT KNOW WHAT TO THINK.

Hot yoga changed my life. Believe.

I’d love to come over for Filipino food!!! You’re also welcome to come visit me in London.

Can the clarisonic go in the dishwasher?

Firstly, bravo. Bravissima, in fact. I wear really loud trainers, sometimes that means bright white, and bright or ”fashion” Birkenstocks. And men’s watches. And my pedi is always top flight elegant. And I have too many pairs of sunglasses.

AND WHERE IS THE EMMY?

Poehler? Glenn Close? Denzel?

To his credit, “thanks for asking” is the perfect side eye.

Absolutely!

Bloodline? BLOODLINE? No, but, for real? Yikes.

Word.

Starred for Penny D love.

FTR: I am fine with the usage of nonplussed in this context.

*This is usage and not grammar, obviously, but the term seems to be all inclusive.

ILY2.

The more I think about it, the more I see Tom and Taylor as what happens when you dance like everyone is watching.

I love how he seamlessly oscillates between throwing straight daggers and giving her genuine-seeming compliments. It’s a sort of valid pettiness that I strive for.

That’s the creepiest part. Or maybe the most mischievous part.