You can dress him like Don Johnson, but he’ll never be Don Johnson.

Coincidentally, “I Ain’t No Harlem Black Girl” is the name of Blake Shelton’s next tour.

Harajuku Girls still stings?

EVERYONE’S eyebrow game is better etc

I’m not anti fun but, seriously, Gwen, making your boyfriend-for-five-minutes’ picture your twitter pic is not what the truth feels like to me.

(I don’t it, but I’m sure loads of Jezzies will so am starring to get out of greys. Happy Friday!)

What did I do today? Same as the last 9 working days, I congratulated myself on not murdering the guy opposite me at my new workplace who constantly drinks water and drinks water really loudly and sometimes drinks hot tea and water at the same time, and when he eats he eats loudly and he eats really loud food like…

You sound like you rate this as low but you’re just sour ‘cos you didn’t think of it first.

What he should have said:

I’m confused. Is that Megan Mullally or Julianne Moore?

I’ve been ignoring Piers Morgan FOR YEARS. Quite literally for most of my life.

I also had that thought.

I hope she takes them for every single penny they have and I wish she could sue every single person on here who has made a douchey, catty, judgey, superior comment about her. Apart from the fact that SoulCycle is the worst thing ever invented and is primarily designed to make you feel shit about yourself for never…

Because you’re smart.

Sunday Night Social? NOBODY TOLD ME!

Will you be at SNS this evening?

Right though? They exist. Right?

It just right now this second occurred to me what that probably is. It’s a sign by the store owner along the lines “you must buy a magazine before you read, do not stand here and ready a magazine which is not yours until you have paid for it”. Kind of deal.

No! Really?

Not true re: VB. She never smiled on camera from very young age because of her teeth. She got the nickname Posh because of the not smiling, as a synonym of haughty. She’s not actually posh.