Their survey website is not working on my phone. Jezebel, did you break Channing’s internet?

Ugh it is so good. That’s all I’m going to say.

Are you watching The Night Manager? He/it is so good.

Accusing Han of a dick move is hilariously troll-like at this point.

So he’s confessed publicly. If his identity can be proven he can be jailed, right?

Also, I disagree with the headline of this piece. The backlash is TOTALLY about the decision to have children (if we can assume that in 1st world it is a choice) but the meternity is totally not. Or should not.

That’s great, it truly is. But. When I am in charge the sabbatical will be on full pay for the first six months then if you want another six months you take a cut for that second half.

Precisely.

OK I’m going to say it. I think it’s a brilliant idea and I’m totally on board and endorse it being available to everyone with sensible limits. Especially since here in the UK we get 12 months, though not all on full pay. You want a pile-on? Bring it.

Rumer is better at social than Amy this week. Good job, Rumer. I like.

If this is the new twitter feud I am not down.

it’s been a looooooong time since I enoyed anything he has put out. I think maybe the last one was Bullets Over Broadway.

This is the single most accurate headline of any Jezebel piece ever.

WHERE IS THE VIDEO OF DANAI GURIRA DANCING AT THE MET BALL?

Congrats on eight years. That’s hard work. Big hug. X

Congrats. I’m proud for you. Big hug.

I dream of being in an awkward fake charm sandwich with Tom Hiddleston and Tony award nominee Zachary Levi.

Come on now. Everyone is insufferable sometimes, no?

I don’t even have to read the piece, I know who won.

OK I had amazeeeeeng garlic fries at a place called Salt Cafe in Edinburgh the other day, if anyone is interested.