You are most welcome.

Squeeeeeee! You watch her too?!!! Oh I so badly want to be her BFF. She’s the greatest. And she’s so happy. I love her, and her product advice is golden.

Wow. Im so sorry. My hair was also seriously butchered this week so I TOTALLY relate. And I got it done at a soooooper fancy new-to-me place with a treatwell discount code, too. In preparation for a slew of job interviews. But yours sounds infinitely worse. Did you strike a satisfactory resolution with the owner?

Oh wow. I’m in Edinburgh but cannot make it. Have fun. XX

I am not ready.

Family strong. I love it.

My new 100% YouTuber is called Young Wild and Polished and I just watched hey make-up graveyard on blushers last night. Might give you some ideas to check out some new brands. I think she did one video drugstore and one higher-end. And I personally recommend NARS for blusher but I don’t know the shade name.

This above all: to thine own self be true,
And it must follow, as the night the day,
Thou canst not then be false to any man.

If only I were a genius I could make it happen.

If there is one product that Acme Industries should produce, this is it.

Haha. Thanks. Not quite party time but will let you know. xxx

Hey hey hey. Have had two of my three interviews and got call-backs (‘meet the team’) for both.

I think it’s a fake-out. Whole outfit is a onesie that zips up the back.

I very much don’t think those are jeans.

Hmmmmm. Good call. I might reserve judgement for this one as an exception, but still it could go either way.

As long as nobody touches Alphabet Street I’m good.

I really FUCKING RESENT (excuse my unimaginative language) how much time 2016 is forcing me to spend watching YouTube in tears.

And to think the Great Showbiz Apocalypse of 2016 still has eight months to run.

Hey! I guess that is true! Wow.

Have you ever heard of Irn Bru? Yeah. MUCH healther than Coke. We were raised on that stuff. It’s what Scottish people give their kids until they’re old enough for whisky. And then when we lived in the Middle East it was all Pepsi instead of Coke becuase Coke trades with Israel and is therefore banned in many…