I think the best advice for being healthy and happy to care a little bit less about people quibbling over definitions.

Mom!!! Somebody broke my participation trophy!

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I’m interviewing him later today and will find out.

I wonder if he expects a pardon from Trump, or Trump to pay his legal fees.

Chick-Fil-A refuses to sell me waffle fries every Sunday because of their personal vendetta against me.

“Mary Poppins, y’all, I am.”

Thank you for posting from The Green Wing!

Imagine being so fragile that you think the STATUE OF LIBERTY is somehow a liberal conspiracy.

Breitbart Editor Has a Conspiracy Theory

Snowflakes gotta keep snowflakin’

Well this is stupid.

Very sorry to say that I have come across ebay sellers who move Ivanka’s junk down the “fashion alley to nowhere” assembly-selling line with alarming success.

As a community garden manager, I have insane rage when someone gets in my garden. At first, veggies were missing from my garden and it was like “Okay fine. We have plenty.” Then I come one day to pick for our clients (the people the garden is for!) and it had been totally cleaned out. Then I came out a different day…

It’s probably not even a theft-it’s a gentle practical demonstration to show why they shouldn’t be growing zucchini where they could be growing cucumbers.

Marvel should get together with DC and do a special crossover with Matter-Eater Lad. Call them... Binge & Purge! Oh my god, I’m a genius! Get me Axel Alonso and Bob Harras on the phone!

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Kent is my everything.