Plus, the Saudis are donating $100M to Ivanka’s “foundation.”

It also lends credibility to my theory that he is in the early stages of Dementia. He has the 4 speech markers, and balance issues. I believe that Ivanka is paying her father back for years of neglect by letting the whole world see him fail. Or it’s a conspiracy to use him for personal gain. Either way it’s elder…

Is he dying?

I wonder if someone at State was brought in to go over diplomatic courtesies with other heads of state and he he mistook it as curtsies.

I do have to say that it does bother me that the standards for being on air network talent are apparently higher than being President of the United States. But that a problem with voters not network tv.

What a load of crap. The tape was years old by the time it leaked, right?

-Stop infecting the Muslim world with Wahabi/Salafi ideology through your textbooks and “scholars”

And his staffers are excusing him waffling on the “radical Islam” magic words because Trump is, wait for it, “exhausted”. It is Day 2! Where is his stamina? Is he dying? It would be irresponsible not to speculate.

Head them off at the pass?

Speaking of groping, there is a male relative of my husband who gives me the creeps. Long story short, I don’t want this person hugging me one second longer than necessary. We are currently visiting my husbands family and this relative will be seeing us off at the airport on Tuesday. How do I cut the hug very short…

I know this point is tiring and obvious and made all the time but... can you imagine if Obama had refused to get a dog at the White House? Can you IMAGINE if Obama had insisted on special meals? If Obama had set it up so he gets two scoops of YARGH ICAN’T DO THIS ANYAFKHGAV<>AF<>AFAFAFFAA<FMAF 

This is fucking brilliant, and it was made even better by the fact that I am 43 years old and my mother read it to me over the phone like it was a bedtime story: http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/low_concept/2017/05/my_first_big_boy_trip_by_donald_j_trump.html

My wife and I don’t hold hands very often. Between full hands cause of our kids and always being late - cause of our kids - I often don’t even do things like open doors for her, but we absolutely ensure we have time and space for intimacy. Not just teh secks, but we often sit together, or walk together, or on occasion…

I really miss the Obamas now

He also hates dogs. He is the first president in 150 years to not have a pet while in office. He’s un-American.

That is so weird. I noticed he whispered something to her going up the stairs to Air Force One and her whole body tightened. I really miss the Obamas now, a couple that genuinely seems to love one another. :(

Apparently, they’re on it:

I have $2 on Toby Keith insulting the audience tonight, and blood spilling as a result. Five American clams says the current occupant of the White House manages to insult all three Abrahamic religions before the week is out.

Brokeback Mountain 2: Cruise Control

I think he’s still relaying information to the wannabe-Stalins at the White House, and is assuming that he’ll get away with it. I especially think this because of the short notice (30 minutes) the White House received about the Special Counsel. If this was an FBI Procedural show on TV, characters would do this…