I was going to complain about a hairy, sarcastic, brown neighbor who, I believe, has been eating my cats.

They say when you hear hooves think horses not zebras, and I feel like hmmm a successful black woman, mistakenly reported for years to be Muslim, responsible for making legal decisions that have surely pissed people off in the past, found dead during a time where racially motivated crime is on the rise.... I’m no…

Utica Greens. Every restaurant up here makes it a little different. Holy crap are they awesome.

Rochester, NY has the “garbage plate” which is mac salad next to fries or chunks of fried potatoes, upon which is placed a meat of your choice (ussually a pair of hamburgers or hot dogs), and over which is poured a slightly spicy meat sauce primarily composed of ground beef and I think tomato. Traditional…

This is an excellent screening tool for Alzheimer’s, but he’s exhibited all of these traits his whole miserable life.

“Does the person display sexually disinhibited or intrusive behaviour, such as touching (themselves/others), hugging, groping, etc., in a manner that is out of character or may cause offence?”

In this political era, there seem to be three types of people

I mean, the sleep deprivation alone helps nothing

I am positive we are staring at the end result of decades of prescription amphetamine use coupled with at least mid-stage dementia. I cannot see how they can keep this as even an open secret for much longer—this guy is spiraling like a shot down bomber.

It’s alzheimer’s...I am dead serious...he sounds 100% like my father...telling the same exact stories, using the same words, not making a lick of sense...add in the anger and you’ve got a dead ringer for what I saw every day years with him...

You would be absolutely right. However, we are talking about Donald Trump. His reality is vastly different from actual reality. His reality allows him to do things like openly lust after his daughter and think Alex Jones knows everything.

Still convinced he abuses prescription amphetamines. I feel like he’d see himself as too sophisticated for coke but could easily convince himself some uppers from a doctor are a-ok.

Maybe, for a second, the clot moved.

I have said this before and it never stops being true: Donnie sounds like someone trying to have a serious conversation on a ball of cocaine. I really can’t listen to him talk, and when I read the shit he said, he sounds like a puppy that has too many shiny objects and noise makers around it.

(unintelligible screaming)

Just remember they are showing you the best parts of their lives. While you see your whole life. There’s nothing wrong with living in an apartment with your kids.

Alien. Ripley was a blue collar worker in space.

You can’t. The good folks at SeriousEats (among others) advocate buying cheap non-stick pans and tossing them when they wear out, because there’s really no way of preserving them anyway beyond remembering to only use silicon or maybe wood spatulas with them.

If your teflon pans are chipped and flaking, you should get rid of them, while teflon is a wonderful material for coating pots and pans it’s not so good for eating.