If they left it, they wanted you to have it. They gave you doughy joy.

When I was a grad student living on $8K a year, and I found a coupon for $2 off toilet paper on the ground in front of the toilet paper. It made my day, and left me enough money to buy a block of cheese that was not in the budget.

It is my true hope that a coupon for canned soup or whatever will bring other people the…

Honestly, the way things are going, you’d best squirrel it away so you can by ineffectual health insurance this time next year.

OR BLOW IT ON AN iPHONE!

When I can’t use a coupon I brought to the store, I tuck it into the shelf in case someone else comes by who can use it. I call myself the Coupon Fairy.

I like to think I’d do the same thing with hundred-dollar bills, but let’s be real. Someone else would be doing my grocery shopping.

I’d tell you what I’d be moving up from the store brand mustard.

Those two pages don’t show much so my guess is Donald “leaked” them just like he’s leaked other things to distract. Wish there was something there but I’m getting wish fatigue at this point.

Didn’t he sell it to his mom and brother? These guys are playing such sleight of hand con games. Even tRump’s salary donation gesture is smoke and mirrors. I can’t say I was giving him much credit for it but it did seem like a little bit of cleverness on his part. Then it was pointed out that it’ll still cost the…

It has nothing to do with that. He knows how to manipulate the painfully stupid...and it works...I mean he did get them to elect him president...largely doing this exact same thing.

It really is a golden age for punchable sons of bitches

YOUR POLICIES DID NOT CREATE THOSE JOBS YOU FUCK WIT!

FOR FUCK SAKES PAUL, “ATLAS SHRUGGED” WAS JUST A FUCKING BOOK!

I know Julia gets much of the deserved props, but man the writers are fucking fantastic.

I’m going to go out on a limb and say you haven’t read anything from people who used to be part of wikileaks, who started it with Assange and walked away. I’d do that before you go off on your, they do no wrong and you only hate them because they hacked your party, tangent. (Stamps foot, cross arms) You sound like a…

Oooh, some people at the DNC said they didn’t like Bernie, in May 2016 after the primaries were essentially over. Some crime. Assange is a fucking hypocrite doing Putin’s bidding. When Wikileaks started, he said he planned to expose the Russian government too. Crickets.

Nothing, but I certainly have something against dudes that say shit like this: “”Sweden is the Saudi Arabia of feminism.” and “I fell into a hornets’ nest of revolutionary feminism.”

Sad but not especially surprising - Pam’s got a type and it’s gross and sleazy.

The “Complicit” sketch killed me. Time of death: “Sorry girl, you’re Billy Zane.” Also I choose to believe they picked the music specifically because it sounds eerily similar to that of the United safety video.

Damn it Kevin! I hate that fucking guy.

Post-wine texted this to the ex-husband who keeps contacting me