Because I don’t WANT to roll up to the Millers’ barbecue in a minivan, OK MARGO?! Is that a good enough answer?!!!

No. It was an inexpensive three-row AWD wagon for people who don’t have money to piss away. For those of us who use a vehicle as a tool for transportation and not a toy, the Journey is a great bargain, especially with the underfloor storage, which is a life saver for those of use who live in America’s Siberia and need…

Not only is that woman holding that gun entirely wrong but she has her finger on the fucking trigger the whole time! Even her dipshit husband seems to know better than that. She should be arrested for reckless endangerment. 

Imagine being so secure in your job and so protected from the consequences of your poor performance that your employer will hire a consultant to work with you just so you can achieve minimal competence at the thing they hired you to do

Jason, have you started a Changlis & Coffee yet?

The cops had trapped the protesters on Swann Street - no way out and coming in with tear gas, beatdowns and more. A lot of people hauled off there.

That driver trying to flag him down near the median is one brave dude.  Shouldn’t the FSD have detected him as well so close to the traffic lane at such high speeds?

Coincidentally, I just watched this yesterday.

The offical AV Club party line is that The Last Jedi was an amazing movie that revitalized the Star Wars franchise, and if you didn’t like it you are a sexist CHUD who deserves to rot in your parents’ basement for all eternity.

Hell, The Last Jedi was one of the best things to happen to this series in decades and people are still arguing about how it was actually bad.

No, classic example of Narcissistic Personality Disorder.

I love a good dog as much as the next lesbian but Americans and the sick way they value animals always bothered me. Could be a side effect of being homeless most of high school through college but I’ve seen too much disregard for human suffering to care about animal abuse and I say that as a white person, like I can…

Cheers to the Aldi reference. Its the only place I know where I can go for Orange juice and milk and come out with Orange Juice, Milk, a workout suit, car ramps, and a circular saw.

$200k to spend and you’re asking for advice? He doesn’t have a pretty solid opinion of what he wants, or does he simply want to tell someone he has $200k to blow to gloat? 

You cannot support MAGA without being an hateful shithead.

I think you’re oversimplifying it. Making this just about whiteness ignores the scourge that is Evangelical Christianity. The polls you mention spoke to mainline Christians but the people passing these laws are Evangelicals. Evangelicals are to America what ISIS is to the Middle East. This isn’t about whiteness. It’s…

Being a Russian ship, I expect we’ll have dash cam footage soon.

I’m so excited to go to Disneyland in 2022 when the crowds for this finally become relatively manageable.

A good friend of mine’s mother had a 2002 Windstar while I was in middle and high school. We’ll call the friend “V”. We actually did call V’s mother “Bob” because someone once said “Mom” with a head cold, and it came out as “Bob”. And the name stuck. Anyway, Bob and her husband—V’s father—bought the 2002 Windstar new…

Yeah, so Sanders has perhaps the largest proportion of PoC voter support out of any 2020 candidate, but sure, go ahead and erase them because they don’t share your centrist positions

Literally one of the biggest stories of the 2018 midterms was AoC, who went out to campaign with Sanders, who will most likely endorse…