Worse still, it’s an Access Hollywood bus.

Dear Stan,

Fun fact: if Jeff Fisher goes 7-9 this year, he will be tied for all time most career coaching losses.

Who’s life isn’t improved when adding some Cooter to it?

Anytime that Mike Milbury is forced to eat his words and look like a shitbag is a good time.

As a Red Wings fan, it was great to see shitbag Mike Milbury talking about how they are overpaying to keep two goaltenders and then have Howard play as amazing as he did. That was an incredible performance. Hopefully the defense can figure things out soon so he and Mrazek don’t have to stand on their heads every night…

This being Detroit, fans will probably piss and moan about the one goal he did allow and demand that the Wings find an upgrade at goalie.

Genuinely not sure if that was a real Incognito quote.

We really need to talk about that Randy Moss death stare.

Wow, a nuanced and well reasoned take on ESPN. Maybe they’r—

CM Punk did what any elder statesman pro wrestler should, put over the young kid and help push him to stardom.

The best thing to do when a team does something really stupid like this is head straight for their SBN blog and read the comments.

Learn your routes, Sam.

You have to put it into perspective: the Vikings gave up a first round pick for a Week 3 snap.

Live look at Drew Magary:

I’ll just say this: there are few things I’m looking forward to more than the 2017 edition of “Why Your Team Sucks: Minnesota Vikings.”

Remember when Roy got his ass kicked by Mike Vernon?

He should try for the Vegas job. Roy is beloved in that town.

You called The Wolf? Shit, negro, that's all you had to say!

Gordon from "Sesame Street" once tried the same stunt. He ended up having his testicles bitten off.