*nerd bursts through the door*

Actually, she’s not really twleve, she’s a 500 year old immortal dragon that just so happens to take the form of a twelve year old, so it’s k.

Wow, if this particular player was phoning me at 3am to tell me how great his rattata was, I totally wouldn’t mind.

You mean he couldn’t even identify Gowron as the leader of the Klingon High Council? 

Widowmaker is half-French, and half-spider, you fucking Trump-voting bigot.

Kirk Cameron’s birthday party. Evidently, the other guests were left behind.

“I scoured everything I could possibly find about why vaccines might be harmful. I became pretty convinced.”

Well it’s a shame it took her whole family getting sick but it’s refreshing to hear an anti-vaxxer say “I was wrong, I was batshit, I’ve since researched and have changed my mind”.

I love Shade Court and I love Michelle Obama. I love them both so much that I had a dream last night that I won an evening with Michelle at the White House and she was throwing shade in my dream. Also, we were served milk and cookies by Betty White. When my brain gets it right, it gets it right. I’ll be living off…

I watched that Naomi video, the way she moves her body before she moves her head and neck is fascinating and wonderful and I’m sad she’s not American because I want to vote for her for something, anything.

Am I the only one who thinks that virulent shit talking should be relegated to exclusively amongst friends and not in the public eye?

It doesn’t have to be a part of it, but it *is* part of it. When male (and even female) players shit-talk one another, the language is remarkably gendered: competitors are called pussies, winning is often referred to as raping another player, and any number of comments are made about the sexual behavior of…

The Smash Community is incredibly toxic in general. #NotAllSmashPlayers but the majority of them are arrogant, narcisstic, cringe worthy and downright rude. Just observe how they interact with one another before and after a match, two inflated egos ride on the verge of a physical fist fight over a fighting game. It’s…

Take the money, split it with the Good Sister and figure out how much you can get for your firstborn. Or at least how much you can get to name Bad Sister the godmother. Buy a spinning wheel.

Dude, if I were the poor sister I would tell bride sister to absolutely take rich sister’s money. Then we could split the cash to go do something awesome just the two of us. And if we’re feeling bitchy we could plaster pics all over Facebook of our great time together. We could even tag mean sister like, “Without Mary…

More and more people are discovering that you can bleed your enemies to death with legal fees whether or not there’s actually merit to your case!

My favorite part is the whole “Its fine for me to talk to you this way, but rather than matching my tone you definitely should have been much nicer to me than I was to you so basically the fact that I was a bitch is your fault.” I bet she’s a ton of fun!

The original emailer is in for some rough times! It’s clear she thought she’d get two pushovers or people who didn’t like confrontation. I hope she’s prepared for a long year.

I searched “below average” and got a nice selfie.

No they wouldn’t because they’d be doing back breaking work and still be dead broke and on welfare. If we’re not requiring companies to pay living wages, then we’re subsidizing bad companies through the welfare programs that their workers are using in lieu of pay.