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The last one was better tbh.

How could you leave out Uncle Fucker?!

Life Lessons from 50 years as a Black woman dealing with White women.

I thought I'd make it in before the
"UGH NO! YOU CANT GIVE YOUR DOG SODA HE'LL DIE" comments, but I guess I'm already too late.

Sorry but I don't support this man and I wish the Black community (and everyone else) would stand up more when Black women and girls are sexually abused.

Ridiculous. Fucking white tears. Get over yourselves, white people.

Look, she's not saying people with cerebral palsy should be more able-bodied, she's just saying they should aspire to able-bodiedness, because having cerebral palsy is super unhealthy.

Poor Joey.

I work at an ER a few minutes from the studio where they film Bethany's show. Not two hours after filming this "after the show" footage, Joey came in complaining of back pain and shortness of breath. All that dancing really took it out of him.

He also slipped on those "feathers" and broke a hip.

But he

I have a better suggestion.

straight guys are so gay.

True story:

I dated Axl for a short, torrid month in the late 1980s. It was wild and fun and dangerous and stupid . . . and this is what he wrote to me when we broke up:

Dear Sparkle,

RE Drake's date with Zoe Kravitz:

Side note: I hope my girls from Haim keep serving Valley realness though. I've been friends with Este and Alana since I first moved to LA and nothing has made me happier than their rise to super stardom this year. JIZZY MCGUIRE FOR LIFE...

This is sweet, but did they really have to gun down his parents first?

It just goes to show that people who comment on the internet are the lowest lowlifes out there.

I was born for this shit. I can write a review of a movie I haven't even seen and it would be awesome. That particular one literally got me laid. You will be receiving an email.