Tiara? OOOOOHHHH! I just got a BINGO on my 'Zooey Deschanel is Becoming a Twee Parody of Herself' card.

The world is so complex and rich, but they seem to info-dump so much on you at every turn, I could see why execs would favor the simpler "Grimm" over this series.

Everything in the Excelsior bay area has the same names, (Tenderloin, O'Farrell St, Tiburon, Mendocino) all except San Francisco.

Aw man, I totally played this!

I thought Jam and Jelly were two different things (in the US)?

You really think Whedon has a 15 minutes type career? You may not like him, but really? His career is bigger than it's ever been.

It's pretty fun, but you have to find the right person to work for. Some people are nutso when they think they own someone.

Yeah, I'm a celebrity personal assistant right now and let me tell you, it's not a normal job. Some people do get paid hourly, and some salary, but the job is on call 24/7. Fortunately, I work for someone awesome, so I don't get (particularly) weird requests, and I love my job. I've worked for other people, though,…

Random Bill Murray note:

Please explain, because I've never seen "glorified imperialism".

I *hated* living in Marin because of their annoying desire to keep BART out of the North Bay. This map just makes me sad.

Have you ever seen The Muppets or Flight of the Conchords before? It was definitely self-aware.

Bret Mckenzie did a few songs. This (obviously) being one of them.

Oh that kiss. That was horrible. Like he lost something in the back of her throat and was desperately trying to retrieve it with a tongue shot up with novocaine.

Literally my first thought when I saw this.

hmmm. I thought she was in her 40's. Oh well, even a 34 year old wouldn't want to run from a pack of zombies at 9 months.

Ok, I'm definitely not a fan of The Walking Dead, but this article is taking this scene out of context for a variety of reasons. One, the woman who accuses them of being "abortion pills" could very well not know how they work and/or be influenced by her pro-life (zombie preserving) father. And two, Lori is clearly…

I go to gay bars because they have infinitely better drink specials. There's a place in WeHo that has a $5 open bar, for chrissakes. Also, the last thing I want to be around when I'm having a good time is a bunch of bro-types, bro-ing down in a bro-tabulous bro way.

I was all about Narnia when I was a teen. I'd stay in the bathroom for hours just Narnia'ing away. Then my palms got all hairy :/

I don't care for Robert Pattinson. Except for when he's trolling his own fandom.