I have a small collection of 70s playboys for this reason. The centerfolds are gorgeous and the palettes are all orange and green and yellow and everyone has pubes and awesome tan lines. I framed a couple and hung them in my Grandma Cave.

He created the mold. Fake blond hair, fake tits, fake white teeth, pre-pubscent vulvas, whole generations of men who have no concept of what real human women look like.

I blame about 40-60% of my childhood trauma on Hugh Hefner so I can’t say that I’m in mourning. My father thought it was a funny and novel idea to tack pictures of Playboy centerfolds in the bathrooms at our summer cabin, so every time I had to pee I would be staring down a voluptuous bunny giving me a come hither…

Thank you for your pedantry. You really set the record straight. Thank you for your extremely useful contribution. Please let the record show that my pedantic friend here is correct.

I wish I was living the kind of life that I could confidently open my front door, having seen a clown through the peephole. Alas!

Hmm. Lets see. This happened in 1990, which coincidentally is when the first IT movie was released. 27 years later(also the period of time between when IT is active), she gets caught. This is either extremely well planned viral marketing, or this woman is actually Pennywise.

Hopefully it’ll be another Co-ed Call Girl. Timeless.

I Came Here For This.

If there was only some sort of club it could join.

I swear there was a moment that I thought the images were from Parks and Rec. And then reality set in.

It’s a shame that something so cute would harbor such remolting beliefs.

And now, as American anti-choice advocates inevitably try to insert themselves into this debate, we get to find an answer to the eternal question; what does the American right-wing hate more; abortion, or the existence of more foreigners?

Plus, of course, all those glorious murals.

Speaking as a white person, I cannot fucking stand white people.

THIS is a racist seal.

Don’t forget Denny Crane

“Libertarianism is all about individual liberty, and it should never be defined by the terms liberal or conservative.” - Ron Swanson on libertarianism, from the best damn episode of TV ever written, Flu Season.

And Ron Swanson.

But there is nothing more dangerous, especially in this climate, than a funny, likable conservative character