Thank you! I will henceforth do the same, and save myself a lot of personal confusion

Every damn time. And that makes me think of Empire of the Sun and how much more I love THAT JG Ballard than car-crash-porn JG Ballard. And then I remember that was the previous decade, and this other Crash movie exists, and for the life of me I have no idea what the plot is or who was in it. I’ve probably travelled…

counterpoint: eeeuuuch

are you me? all I need is a nominal carrier (crackers, a knife) and some lemon (so I don’t die of scurvy) for a Well-Rounded Diet

god, that was unparalleledly outstanding. I still reread it out loud every year before we all watch the DVD and make fun of its peccadillos. Lindy <3

I snort-laughed! have a star

yes - that was going to be the closer to my comment above. it is the response to any missteps that determines how an employer’s reputation weathers the crisis. for example, the person who used to do my job (management) gave a recovering alcoholic a chance and hired her after serious addiction issues had ruined her…

I think (from being in the same situation as you, previously) that your reputation will not suffer (provided that those assessing your reputation are any degree of thinking, empathetic individuals) for giving someone qualified and talented a chance to shine. Your employee’s personal struggles, past or possible…

tuna melts with spinach for “vegetables”. scrambled eggs. waffles and sausages with frozen berries heated til warm and bubbly. I am alllll about the ultra-quick dinners these days.

bone-in, skin-on chicken thighs simmered with carrots/onions/celery/shiitakes and turmeric until rich and broth-y and falling apart. garlic mashed potatoes. every last vegetable that needed to be used chopped small and roasted in a pan - beets, zukes, cauliflower. blackberry kombucha. I too have been anxious as fuck…

good luck! congratulations on making a change away from depression-inducing bullshit. I applaud you.

this tweet is my favourite thing to happen today. (spoiler alert: today sucked)

I swear to god I’ve been fantasizing about post-natal substance use 76% more since the election. we’ll see the state of affairs come March when the kidlet is due. but I don’t imagine the desire to blunt the horrors with vodka and indica abating before then.

hahaha! our unique biological triggers are amazing. I kind of feel about current NC like I do about my actual real life long term relationship. because we knew each other when we were young and insanely hot, I am willing to forgive, and in fact embrace, a multitude of current traits that, had I met him yesterday,…

those are all amazing. I vote for ALLCAPS. Quasar and Megatron will be the new Jake and Braden in 15 years.

Current Nick Cave: Would U? (confession: even with his recent porny handlestache, I still enthusiastically Would)

what! I’m pregnant now. it changed after you gave birth? human physiology is astonishing

Currently pregnant. Could hear electricity before this, didn’t have much of a sense of smell to speak of. (I work in a medical profession and was blissfully immune to the odours caused by most bodily effluvium.) Now, however, my sensitivity to sound has peaced out, and I can smell electricity running, and every other…

does it look a little something like this? many a formatively lustful teenage moment was spent in my room staring longingly at the CD case

I am laughing so hard I scared the cat