Swing and a miss.

Don’t feel bad. I hate myself for immediately thinking deep down, that when it comes to which Friends cast member would die first, Perry was the safe bet.

It’s not often one sees the hand of karma. Or at least a bit of a wave.

That’s why I watched both Go On and Mr. Sunshine. I liked them both, despite their obvious weaknesses. But Perry alone was reason for me to check both shows out, at least.

Uh, Vinny is the other “Matt” friend, Matt Leblanc.

I’d love to see Berry’s reaction to a bunch of people turning up to house with pitchforks and torches and ringing the doorbell on the basis of a Spike Lee tweet.

Spike Lee angrily retweets Matt Berry’s address.

As a whole, Friends does not hold, thanks to the questionable jokes, lack of diversity for New York and weird story lines.

Deepest sympathies to the family of our longtime customer, Ms. Chnandler Bong.

[Keanu Reeves posts something gracious, generous, and kind.]

And Keanu still walks among us...

oh and she’s in much more trouble https://www.thedailybeast.com/star-animated-voice-actor-tara-strong-fired-after-israel-hamas-posts

I think Tara Strong doesn’t get much backlash because she voices a relatively minor character and it’s a lot easier to tune out a voice than a face and physical performance. She’s also an out anti-vaxxer so fuck her.

We get it.  Doesn’t really change how we receive the work, though.

This is the thing that bothers me the most about MCU ultras. Why can’t you just be happy you completely control blockbuster cinema? You got studios giving your third tier characters $150 million budget feature films, you are basically living in the best possible outcome and you’re still complaining because some people…

I have to disagree on Ant Man 3. I’m a pretty unapologetic Marvel fanboy. I have watched the all the movies from Iron Man to Endgame multiple time, even Thor: Dark World and the Incredible Hulk. Nothing in those was so boring and lifeless as Ant Man 3. All Marvel movies are pretty much filmed on green screens but…

Jesus you sound like a petty asshole. Take the fucking W, the thing you like totally dominates culture. Congrats. Why not be happy about it instead of throwing a damn tantrum any time someone isn’t worshipful of comic book movies?

I mean if you want to get fucked by Kevin Feige just watch Ant Man 3.  

Try all you like, Kevin Feige is not going to fuck you.

Honestly, the roasting this piece is getting on Bluesky right now is some of the best stuff I’ve read today. But still not worth the pixels this take took up.