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Meteorites = WORTH IT. Also my first KissKiss lipstick should be here in a couple hours, courtesy of Sephora. They do some unbelievably gorgeous packaging, esp for holiday/LE collections.

It’s pathetic that the people in Congress use this as a way to get what they want. It’s the same thing as a 4 year old throwing a temper tantrum in a store so that their parent will buy the toy they want. They don’t care that they are negatively effecting the lives of millions of people who will lose out on pay for

Ulta needs to figure out then if they are a competitor to Sephora or to Walgreens. They can’t expect consumers to think they are on par with a luxury retailer when they sell Rimmel.

Ooooh are we posting our rings?

Haters gonna hate, I love my ring.

After I got engaged, it struck me how weird people are with rings — especially other people’s rings.

He f’d his presidential campaign up running with Palin. She terrified the in-betweeners. I always swayed left but I don’t hate McCain and he is certainly not the worst candidate the Republicans have put forth over the past 30 years. While I don’t always agree with him, I don’t think he would have been a horrible

You’re not alone! Behold your role models!

I have B.F.F.s since I was 8 years old so it’ll be tough to uproot them.

Frankly it just means that they both do “good F’s” way better than the rest of us.

Guerlain always struck me as being so unnecessarily expensive! But I’ll look into that powder.

“Fancy lipstick” is my answer to basically everything. Nars [non-shimmery] blushes are SO GREAT, as are Tarte’s Amazonian Clay ones, which are a little less $ but every bit as good.

Product plug: If you aren’t using eyelash primer, get on it. This stuff keeps your mascara great all day, no smudges or flaking or raccoon eyes. My favorite is Estee Lauder’s.

Not to mention his sly reference to Trump’s “make America great again” nonsense. Hail to the Chief.

Ugh, yes, the GoFundMe people kill me. I had one pop up the other day for a woman who’s at least 5 years older than me, asking for several thousand dollars so she can go back and finish grad school.

THANK YOU. I am not religious and I don’t evangelize or proselytize about anything except SAVING MONEY. I am watching my friends who are all “weee we have actual money for the first time!” blow it all on ubers, cocktails, actual non-Ikea furniture, apartments in the trendy part of town, etc. It pains me to watch. If

Yeah, no. Just being a woman isn’t enough to get this woman’s vote. To boot, I won’t be voting for Hillary in the primaries, but she’ll get my vote if she is nominated. I have no problem voting for a man over a woman if I can trust them to better represent my interests.

This isn’t actually advice for 20-somethings not to save money, it’s prepackaged justifications for the 20-somethings that aren’t saving money for all the wrong reasons. The ones who are just actually broke wish to God they could put some money aside, the ones who are stupid just want someone to tell them they’re

easier advice would be,

Homeless junkie pees on yogurt shop floor = sad and pathetic, needs help.