If I were astronomically rich, I’d definitely buy them, but I’d never wear them. Because owning a collection of vintage McQueen by McQueen items would be my absolute #1 superfluous money-spending priority.

Kate Middleton is going to break the wheel, Kelly.

i loves me some ldr. come at me.

I am the same height as T.Swizzle and this is what happens when I wear heels and stand next to women that are 5’5”

I was into this, and then that “heartwarming kooky family drama” music started, and then the “ugly” girl got a makeover and became a beautiful swan and I had to stop. I hope this is a case of terrible trailer editing, bc I love Kate and Elrond and I would like to like this movie.

It’s almost like women are humans who generally know what’s best for them and their lives.

I LOVE THE MINIONS AND I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE

I don’t understand why so many people are anti-Minions all of a sudden. I saw it with my kid and we had a blast. I love those little yellow bastards.

I’m a big fan of friends’ travel pics, so long as it's not number 10,000 of friend on a beach with a drink at an all-inclusive resort. I have some very well-traveled friends and it sort of turns my facebook feed into a little national geographic.

Yes! What the hell is up with their love of polyester? I found the most beautiful, flattering dress there last summer. $160 for a POLYESTER dress. If it were in a more breathable fabric, I could justify spending the money.

Yes! They were doing WAY BETTER than any other clothing store a few years ago, and now they dropped. They should really just look at what they changed, and un-change it. So, quality up, prices down a little, and stop pretending your store is a fashion boutique and actually put up RACKS FULL OF CLOTHES. Their online…

J.Crew needs a complete re-think. Jenna Lyons did that brand no favors. A brand should always be evolving but still remain true to their core customer and aesthetic. Instead, J. Crew tried to re-brand as a luxury line, with outrageous prices and supremely ugly clothes.

So, as someone who was a Corporate Retail Slave™, I can say with calculated certainty that the answer to reviving a struggling brand (due to price resistance, first and foremost), is NOT to create a secondary, ‘affordable’ brand - it’s to fucking lower your price points on your existing assortment. The J.Crew crew…

If the quality of their full priced line is abysmal, why would I want to pay any money for a cheaper and likely even crappier quality line of clothes?

I teach Mockingbird. I am black and southern. I never thought an Atticus Finch would have had me over for dinner. Yet, I’ve had white students identify with this character and want to believe so badly that they too would be the heroic, bucking the system, society-be-damned progressive during that era. No one wants to…

A huge portion of my job is driving. I’m in my car on average 2-4 hours a day, every day. Texting and driving is a no. If you get a phone call from me while I'm driving, you should feel special because it's a pretty small list of people I actually like to talk to on the phone.

Seriously! I work full-time in one of those stupid open office environments, so I can’t make personal calls from my cubicle (or if I do, I have to sneak into a conference room, and then it’s obvious that I’m sneaking out to make a personal call). I have 4 year old twins and since I work full time I want to have time…

I do the same. It never occurred to me that it might be rude. I can’t call people at work, and I can’t call them when I get home. It’s the perfect time to catch up with everyone.

I almost always call someone on my walk home, or a bus ride home. It’s a great time to catch up with someone, and if they are going to get stroppy about being part of my commute that’s on them. I have other numbers in my phone.

Another really good option is realizing that nobody cares if you send out engagement announcements.