Yesssss. My own personal motto is “Life’s too short to wear boring clothes.” - I had a ton of “too fancy” that never got worn, and it was making me sad. Now I wear whatever I want all the damn time. Prom dress on Tuesday? Done. Cocktail gown on Friday? Sure thing. Fancy adorable dresses every day of the week? Fuck…

My actual, factual motto is, “If in doubt, overdress! Nobody was ever offended by you treating their event as something special.” It's going on my headstone.

Nah, love isn’t dead - as long as Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn are still together, I still believe.

This is my favorite softball team in America right now.

Male soccer players never care what they look like on the pitch!!!!!

That cardigan is breath-taking.

What’s the deal with her and Kim Z’s spin-off where they drove cross-country or something? I remember reading the press release about it but haven’t heard anything else, let alone a premiere date.

I hope people keep taking it down EVERY DAMN DAY.

This picture will forever be iconic:

“BECAUSE IT’S HISTORY AND OUR RIGHTS AND FREE SPEECH AND HAS NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH SYSTEMATIC RACISM OR TRAITORS AND WHAT ABOUT THE SOLDIERS THAT DIED BC IT TOTALLY WASNT ABOUT SLAVERY AND RABLE RABLE RABLE!” **violently shakes fist**

I wish that people were more open to their children about how much money they make and how that compares to the average person. My family went out to dinner with my dad’s high school friend’s family (who are rich in my eyes), and they were just so oblivious. We were talking about cars, and the daughter said that she…

In the end, doesn’t it all come down to your integrity and moral values and how you actually raise your kid to respect the value of money, the hard work put behind earning it, and the responsibility that money affords you? For every fucking Conrad Hilton who believes he’s a special, special entitled piece of shit,…

My entire life, I thought my family was comfortable, but not particularly wealthy. My parents divorced, both had modest homes in the not affluent part of town, I thought we were firmly middle class people living middle class lives doing middle class things. I went to a high school that had a low of lower income…

I don't know how this happened but one time my parents and I accidently got behind the last car in a gay pride parade. We didn't even realize we were in the parade until we saw the drag queens on the street and the one riding in front of us. We did the only thing we could do and started smiling and waving.

I feel like people should make a bigger deal about amy poehler being one of the most important figures in recent comedy history. EVERYBODY FUNNY TODAY is a product of UCB. And she (along with the Matts and Ian) started it! That’s a huge f’ing deal.

I’m basing my support for them on the fact that he says they could have called him. Therein lies the hallmark of every narcissist father. If you’re the parent, you’re the one who picks up the phone, you’re the one who visits, you’re the one who is there.

Here’s the thing about being the child of a parent who abandons you, and then subsequently the child of a loving stepparent: IT’S NOT THE KID’S FAULT THAT YOU LEFT AND SOMEONE ELSE WANTED TO LOVE THEM. My own mother is super bitter about the acknowledgment my stepmother gets on Mother’s Day, but you know what? If you…

You know, I actually don’t think this idea is as crazy as people like to pretend (similarly, having a different last name from your mom is not traumatic, people — I promise, I did it). I have friends who are doing it and it really hasn’t been a big deal at all.