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the lady i go to for waxing and facials always says the richer the client, more often than not, the crappier the tip (if any at all). she always gives me a huge discount on services and even brings me gifts back from india when she goes to visit her family because i have been going to her for so long and we have a

Maybe it's just 'cause I'm not a sports fan, but I don't get how this is cute while the Harry Potter engagement ring is tacky and a sign of unpreparedness for marriage. Not pinning this opinion on you, Jolie, just remembering that that Gawker post was cross posted to this blog.

I tip 20% for all beauty services. The only time I tip less than 20% is if there is a catastrophic fuck up. I had a girl cut an extra 4 inches off my hair than what I wanted. She got maybe 5%. Generally I go to the same places for everything so I know that if I tip well, I will get better service in the long run.

Can we talk about why it takes men 45 minutes to have a bowel movement? Eat some goddamn fiber and find a hobby that doesn't involve sitting on the toilet, fellas. Unless I am seriously ill, it's a 90 second activity. Men are a mystery.

‘It’s also very wealthy, which means the people are very smart.’

It's about ethics in cake decorating.

Obviously not with all babies, especially if they’re colicky, but with some you can tell the difference between crying because they can/are a little bit pissed off and crying because something is really upsetting them. They sound totally different. I’m a nanny and have left a bubba to grizzle in his cot for an hour or

Mine were both bottle fed exclusively, and at 6 wks they were in their own rooms, sleeping through the night. I don’t give two fucks what people think of me. Worked for us. They’re 14 and 11 now and healthy, happy adolescents (insofar as adolescents can be happy). As your kids get older, the mommy wars bs matters

My mother had 3 kids before mommy blogs were a thing, and practiced what we now call co-sleeping and extended nursing bc it just made sense at the time. She got more sleep that way for her full time job she had to go to 2 weeks after giving birth, and was too poor for formula so she used a donated pump and fed us for

What takes real guts it to do what works for you, your baby, and your family, while politely ignoring the inevitable criticism, because no matter what you choose, someone will tell you that you are doing it wrong.

She looks very cute and appropriate for an afternoon at Disneyland with her kids. She’s not at the Oscars, she’s at an amusement park. I like that she dresses appropriately for the occasion and not like she’s walking the runway in Milan every time you see her, wherever you see her. When she’s at an event she’s dolled

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Everyone is all about “Peeno Noir” (I read an interview with the composer, who says that this is the correct spelling </pedant>), but I am convinced “Daddy’s Boy” doesn’t get NEARLY enough love. It has Jefferson Mays in it, people!

It’s cool, you can join our group. We’re the World’s Okayest Moms- and we’ve got the mugs to prove it. (sorry that the picture is giant and fuzzy) Here’s your welcome bouquet.

You just perfectly described the authoritative parenting style - supportive, loving, but provides autonomy - which has long been considered the most effective at raising well adjusted kids (at least in psychology/early development circles).

I love looking at the “Bebeh” Pinterest page I made before the Nerdlet was born. I look at it now and LAUGH AND LAUGH.

If I could get my husband to agree with it, I'd be all for that. I have the best nights sleep when I'm alone (with the dog). The husband snores and he radiates heat. I also sleep diagonal, so I like my space.

Two toilets was one of the few features that was a drop-dead dealbreaker when I went looking for a house. There is nothing worse than some man (because it's always a man, what are they doing in the bathroom for all that time anyway, why can't they just poop and leave, I don't understand) hogging the bathroom when you

I vote for separate bedrooms when sleeping. I know I am in the minority but I think this would do a lot of couples a lot of good.

Drool. My husband knows that given the opportunity, I would totally do Ewan. I'm allowed one celebrity and he's allowed one celebrity.

This is a beautiful and interesting article- great topic! BUT: when you say tartan I see Ewan and I can't resist posting a picture of Ewan in a kilt, so voici: