My Dad and brother regularly explain to me that we woman couldn't possibly imagine the gross conversations that men get up to when we're not around. Aside from the fact that, like, some men have less gross conversations, you guys, and some women have more gross ones, because we are not monoliths - are you kidding me?…

Its not even just periods. I had to explain to my boyfriend, a grown man who has sex with many women, that there is always stuff coming out of the vagina. He had seriously not been aware of the everyday vaginal secretion that is always happening.

Get some cold water on that ASAP, girl! Those sheets and pjs look nice af!

All of these poses are absurd. I love them.

NO. NO. You can binge watch all the time. It's NOT SPECIAL.

You are a beautiful, wonderful human. Can you email me at kinjafriends@yahoo.com so we can exchange deets privately?

Beautiful hands!!!

I've had the best luck with the borax based poisons but that's on the tiny black ants. If you can find out what type of ants they are (sometime garden center employees are good at that) you may be able to better target your efforts.

I'm so glad Jez now has Milihelen.

you should make a little lasagna

The last tutorial got me inspired. It also inspired me to dump a shitload of my daughters' gold glitter on my gold glitter polish because I wasn't happy with the amount it came with.

I work on composting literature for the City of New York. You are correct on all counts, Jolie!

Working in a Drosophila lab, I would say that the best lure for a trap is beer. We have traps all over the lab to catch the flies that escape. (Yes, our mutant fruit flies get loose all the time. Nothing to be afraid of.) One thing we do is set a funnel in the top of the trap, because then even if they don't drown,…

N-E-V-E-R. The grosser the better. Makes for fun writing times for me, and fun reading times for you! The questions I shy away from writing about are ones that have to do with mental health problems causing cleaning issues (cutters, depression issues, that sort of stuff), but I do always try to reply to them…

This wouldn't be the question that goes over the edge, but I wonder how often Jolie gets a question and thinks, "Eww, no, you're gross, I'm not answering you."

Ferdinand, is that you?

TOO MANY ETHNICS ON MY COMPUTER SCREEN STAHHPP.

Well, I guess I am a stereotype. I'm older millenial at 33 and I will be a BHLDN bride (anthropologie's bridal brand) and I am wearing a flower crown. I am also have lawn games and food trucks at my wedding. Whatever, snark me #sorrynotsorry

I feel like there should be a whole series of What Can We Glue To Our Nails Today. Rhinestones? YES. Sequins? Maybe! Fruit stickers [how many plums can you eat in an hour]? Dooo iiiiiit. Are you a crunchy earthy type? A single elegant piece of oatmeal or a lentil omg.