All I picture is:

I love my cat overlord.

We prefer over as well. Thank you

bro cat, meet basic bitch

No cat has swag like mystery cat.

I love everything about this woman, including the incredible love story that was her marriage. Some quotes surrounding that:

Ok but seriously can someone please explain those weird ribbon hair ties to me? Why are people using them? My mom gave me some in my Christmas stocking (which I still get bc my mom has no grandchildren yet) and I was like "wtf is this?" And my younger sister who graduated from college much more recently than me was…

There is no evidence that any IUD stops implantation; they operate by preventing fertilization. Paraguard thickens cervical mucus which, along with the copper wire in the device, acts as a spermicide. And as you said, Mirena/Skyla/etc. also are spermicidal with added hormones to prevent ovulation.

I have to agree with you on people lumping every southerner together. Born and raised in Alabama here. But sadly I hear religious propaganda like this all the time. I am most certainly in the minority around here being a left wing, bleeding heart liberal democrat and an atheist to boot. Even living in Huntsville, home…

Almost as good as the pill is incorrect - it's about as effective as sterilization, actually.

I swear, anytime a Lucille Bluth gif is used, it sums up my reaction perfectly.

Those of us who are logical and not blinded by pro-life vitriol know that.

I am so pleased every time I see this photo.

My anti-choice mother, when I told her I would be getting a Mirena IUD: "It doesn't stop eggs from being fertilized; it just stops them from implanting!" *wrings hands* Me: "I sure as hell hope so!" I don't owe anything to any goddamn egg.

She told me that for some women, they dilate them too fast and they might become … not infertile, but in later cases ... they might miscarry a lot because the cervix might not close up all the way. So I might have a lot of miscarriages if I aborted the baby.

No silly, when a mommy and daddy are ready to have a baby, the daddy gives mommy a flower, and then he waters it with his watering can and they plant it in the garden. Then, when the baby is ready, the stork brings it from the garden to the mommy and daddy.

I am really very curious about whether the worker who diagnosed the IUD as a pregnancy was doing it in a deliberately misleading way or if it was a diagnostic mistake. Neither would surprise me, but it'd be interesting to know.

If that's a baby in the photo- I've got some super cereal explaining to do...

Here's the proud papa

"She told me that for some women, they dilate them too fast and they might become … not infertile, but in later cases ... they might miscarry a lot because the cervix might not close up all the way. So I might have a lot of miscarriages if I aborted the baby."