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I adore Constance Wu. She is why I watch that show every week. The entire cast is wonderful, but her character Jessica is my favorite. She's smart, funny, and doesn't settle.

While I think some of the other characters are still trying to find their sweet spot on this show, Constance Wu has been killing it from the pilot episode forward. She is the reason I tune in every week and even if it takes a bit for them to fine tune Randall Park (who I also love but his character just isn't there

The basket thing is funny but it's the dismissive gesture she gives towards the supermarket employee that had me cracking up.

"You are trying to dissolve the crouton.."

Her character is my favorite part of the show, mostly because of how much I can see parts of my mother in Jessica Huang. My mother also had me at a young age, and had come to America when she was 9.

"To even say that that type of journey has nothing to do with my place and opportunities now is dishonorable."

YES GURL. Not Asian, but this show speaks to me as the kid of two immigrants. I love-love-love their take on the immigrant experience in America. That they're from DC makes it even more applicable (to me

If Kim is a powerful woman, why doesn't Lesley Knope have her picture in her office?

You know Bey has a framed pic of Madeleine Albright in her recording booth.

"By the way, it's very hard for a woman to want to be [with a man] who's been with Amber Rose. You know what I'm saying? I had to take 30 showers before I got with Kim."

Yes, you asshole, we know what you're saying.

No one's calling her a fool. We are calling her an insufferable MONSTER.

omg i see this gif in a whole new light now

As a history teacher this makes me shake with rage. Fox commentators thinking history doesn't matter because they get bummed out having to think about slavery and the extermination of Native Americans is textbook white privilege.

That and the popcorning. And the butt shaking purr thing. And the bweeps.

So my story didn't really count, so I'll post it here, the story of how I ALMOST said no, kind of by accident.

My husband died. I moved on eventually. Some British nobleman tried wooing me. I fell for him. We boned in a Liverpool hotel. He asked me to marry him. I said no, and then cut my hair short.

This movie is so important. Once, while I was living alone without the internet set up yet all I had for entertainment was this dvd and the box set of the BBC Pride and Prejudice. I was going through a miserable break up and I did a double feature of First Wives Club. As in, I watched it went out and got a bottle of

See this movie immediately.

"He brought her to my son's Bar Mitzvah."

I loved the broccoli story - it could be made in to a movie.

Who are these simple bitches that would not pay Goldie whatever she needed to make this sequel happen?

despite the fact that there are only three ages for women in Hollywood: Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy.