"Mein gott, zeese American actresses are like underfed zoo animals. I feel as zo I finally know true terror."

I dont have a caption. I would just like to say that I would totally do Christoph Waltz. 10/10 would bang.

People say "do your research" about every dog, sure, but there's no denying that some dogs are easier to own than others. Labs, for example, are pretty easy dogs to own, that's why they are so popular. Not many surprises in a Lab. Labs need exercise and baths and like being petted and eating food and generally…

Long story short, know your breed, and know the individual dog. No dog should be purchased on appearance alone.

For me, after it was in it was totally fine. I walked back to work, and the rest of the day was normal.

I have had my Paragard for NINE YEARS THIS MONTH. I got it from a nice woman at Planned Parenthood who said, "Cough," and then grabbed my cervix with a torture device called a tenaculum and then she shoved that copper-wrapped sperm-destroyer up in there and based on my screaming I think the girls in the waiting room…

jia, i like the way you do words in the order that you do. you are good at words orders.

I just got the Paragard last month. My cramping was terrible the next day, but fine after. The first period after insertion was terrible, not unlike a miscarriage the first couple of days. But it lasted about a week exactly and I had some spotting for a few days after. I look forward to the 6 month point where…

Good.

I terminated a very wanted pregnancy at 26 weeks gestation in June. My daughter had a genetic duplication and abnormalities that would have ensured that her life was brief and painful, had she even survived the rest of pregnancy and birth. If I was not extremely privileged to have excellent health insurance and enough…

Comparing it to torture? But they don't have any problems with torture.

I don't think there is any scenario where you take the cane away from the blind kid.

RIGHT? Okay, I DO wash my cream-eyeliner brush after each use, because it's absolutely necessary. But blush and powder brushes? Once a month, MAYBE. And foundation brushes don't even exist in my universe. That's called "my fingers."

I am creeped by people who have weddings at such locations with the subtext of glorifying horrificly troubling times, but it's not always the case. By that logic we'd topple a great number of historic sites not only in the American South but across the country and in truth the world. The answer is not to dismantle and…

So on the first point, I 100% agree with you. The antebellum south absolutely should not be romanticized. But I guess I have questions about the blanket objection to ever holding a wedding/event at a plantation. Because there are certain areas of the south where every large outdoor venue was once a plantation. Some of…

(Religion scholar here): It depends on the denomination and the stress which one puts on literality or scholarly investigative works, as well as how much you're willing to incorporate that research into your religious paradigm. The "Virgin Birth" usually strikes people as a more Catholically-founded idea, but even…

When the weather turns to the 50s and possibly the 40s, we will be ready with light hoodies. We will even put up the tops on our cars. It will be a period known as "The Great Suffering."

The coldest, saddest puppy in Illinois

ENJOY YOUR EARTHQUAKE INTO THE OCEAN! *Sobs into ice*