These volunteers needed to learn what my 8 year old cousin has known for years: if you can’t draw symmetrical eyes, just depict your subject winking.

The shots are actually approved for kids as young as 9 but it’s easier to do it at the same time at Tdap and Menactra. There’s a gap between 4-6 yo and 11yo where vaccines required for school aren’t scheduled (unless you’re catching up), so many kids don’t visit doctors at all during this time.

Did your pediatrician give a reason for the delay, and did she delay her other shots too?

Could have sworn I had good reasons for not liking Hammer but these tweets are making it hard to remember them.

Exactly. The current infrastructure is ill-equipped to handle a rapid mass evacuation, and things would have been even worse had everyone got on the road at the same time (have we learned nothing from Atlanta Snowpocalypse or Rita in Houston?). Not defending all their decisions nor suggesting they couldn’t have done…

The government should have stepped in, at some point, to state that the hurricanes are notoriously unpredictable, and that people should make preparations to go.

Haagen Dazs >>>>>B&J

They’re like the Republicans who denounce the WH leaks, not the actual bad behavior. I bet they think whistle-blowers are the real problems too.

97% here. Couldn’t help my dumb-ass self and glanced up for a second with 2 pairs of sunglasses while it was behind light cloud cover and it was very clearly an eclipse. Can confirm it was still really fucking bright. I wouldn’t have even considered looking with no glasses or clouds.

I’ll admit to being a little surprised VF didn’t back down to maintain their access to her. Maybe they are on a different level than tabloids, or perhaps Angie’s brand simply doesn’t have the same cachet anymore, at least with the right people. Reminds me of the Delta/Ann Coulter twitter fight.

Q: How many camera assistants does it take to change a light bulb?

The only clothing item I have ever bought full price is the VS very sexy multiway bra, which is the only kind that has enough padding but doesn’t give me that gap at the top. The struggle is real for A & B cuppers, friend.

Had to check that I was on Jezebel and not Tumblr. Maybe Julianne forgot to do the same.

Hah! I did the same thing and although the headlines were aggravating, I got to enjoy her correction that he didn’t give a response, his office left a message.

I’m eating these stories up and sending them to my mother, who still gives me shit for not going on a second date with proud Trump supporter. Politics matter, Mom, even if he’s a surgeon.

More like $100k worth of benefits, a new BMW, and $40k cash. The settlement, supposedly confidential, was detailed in the press release by the PR company for which she is VP. She claims not to know how that happened.

So you’re saying Trump saw Luther, Obama’s anger translator, missed the joke, and said “I want one too!”

I hate that in conflicts between family vs hospital, many people conflate family with patient and then position doctors as the enemy. Both the Gards and GOSH are acting on behalf of Charlie’s best interests. Peds specialists, more than most other medical professionals, know that a physician’s responsibility is to the…

Alice says he remembers having a conversation with Warhol about the picture. He thinks the conversation was real, but he couldn’t put his hand on a Bible and say that it was.

It’s not entirely clear from the news reports but I really hope they didn’t refuse to provide her medical treatment other than the rape kit. If she reported being tied up, drugged, and bleeding and they just sent her home without an exam because her injury was the result of rape instead of say, falling off a bike,…