“I don’t immediately jump to molesting her. I wait 10 years. But so we’re clear, I’ve called dibs on that.”

If I was paid $150 million to kill someone, I’d be buying a new identity ASAP.

How many times do I have to tell you people The Constitution (which is mostly the second amendment plus a whole lot of other useless crap.) only applies to old white men.

Holy crap, that is the most nuanced position I have heard from anybody. #Popovich2020! Make America have long term consistent success like the Spurs!!!

Rex Ryan is a Dick’s Dick. Your slovenly brother gives up 37 points, your offense scores 31 points, and you fire the OC?

That Rob Ryan chart is right up there with the famous photo of the Hindenburg crashing. Just... it’s so horrible, and yet you can’t stop staring at it.

Lochte dumb?

I’ve paid close attention to some of the stuff Rose has said throughout his career and my conclusion is he is an idiot, like the old clinical definition. There are 5th graders smarter than him. He's just flat out dumb.