Random Writer: Shouldn’t we put the armor on the armored bears? It looks kind of wrong.

the show is a narrative mess, and I agree WHY WHY WHY remove the bears armor?? For *** sake it is their SOUL. It is their daemon. The show did not even bother to illustarte the difference in Iorek and Iofur

Well, I guess if anybody will ever doubt that a fight to the death between two gigantic (allegedly) armored polar bears could be rendered dull, now we can point them out to His Dark Materials. It was if everyone involved in its creation got bored by the concept. And the entire bear society boiled down to just two…

Agreed on most of your points. I was nervous about Iorek’s fight since he’s my fav character, and after seeing what they did I still think the movie did it better. They don’t even show Iorek’s victory really? Where’s the epic rawness of battle? The armor? They’re Panserbjorn, ffs.

I haven’t read the books and so haven’t read this article, but man do I agree with the title.

Honestly, displays of the Confederate flag should count as treasonous behaviour and prosecuted as such.

It’s no longer a Confederate flag, it’s a Republican flag.

When you run your card as a “credit”, it has the same protections / fraud detection as a credit card.

We just need to say “Uncle Billy, do it again!” three times...

I’ll bring the torch.

Gonna fly the stars in bars in that proud dixie homeland of Iowa. 

Damn, the one time an HOA would be useful.

y’all have too much freedom.
Or, you are just missing one.

Because either that motherfucker shouldn’t have the right to do that, or I should have the right to set his house on fire. One or the other, you choose.

I know she was a baddie as well, but seeing Trieu just completely outthink, outplan and outflank the utterly overmatched Cyclops was extremely satsifying.

Spending the months leading up to Joker’s release anticipating how bad it will be and then putting it on the worst of the year list for not living down to your expectations is pretty much Peak 2019 AV Club.

The real tragedy of this story: No waffles.

I think he intentionally gets hit by the beam, not because it wasn't avoidable, but because it was necessary. Why? We just don't know yet.

Sarah Vickers might have enjoyed squishing tomato on Jeremy Iron’s face too much.