So... everyone's giving this a straight reading?

Me too! I think it all boils down to my love of puzzles, and my ability to follow instructions. The only conflicts my husband and I have in assembling IKEA furniture is that he wants it to make sense, I insist that following the instructions, even when it seems to make no sense, is the right path. I win.

I don’t know. Did you make sure that one person had a hammer and the other had a pencil behind their ear? Whose fault is it really if you don’t follow all of their instructions properly?

I just want to hear Bruce Jenner say that he’s happy. As a kid who built a decathlon in our backyard and competed with my siblings to be Bruce Jenner, I hope he gets to be what makes him happy. He was amazing and defined athleticism and masculinity, so let him define what makes him completely whole.

This gif is so White it has a fully diversified trust fund.

Everyone is all about “Peeno Noir” (I read an interview with the composer, who says that this is the correct spelling </pedant>), but I am convinced “Daddy’s Boy” doesn’t get NEARLY enough love. It has Jefferson Mays in it, people!

Yeah. People are fascinated by you, but not for the reasons you think.

...getting a peak into black America!? please tell me you are like...100 years old...

I've watched every season religiously up until this last one. Even after Stabler left they were doing ok and then they completely jumped the shark with all these pathetic ripoff plotlines.

Purdue v Cinci has been every complaint people have about college basketball condensed into one game. Terrible shooting, slow play with no flow, and weird officiating. The only way it could be worse is if Syracuse's 2-3 zone was somehow involved.