There's no denying that it's an awful world to live in (I would expect nothing else on The Disney Channel). I still see nothing in that synopsis that points to them being imprisoned solely because of their parents.

First of all, this will be the worst ever. I'm not denying that. This made me mad though:

You idiot. Steam punk was around in 1998.

Some people.....

I do feel like this article overlooks the obvious skill that the driver demonstrated in hitting the only tree in the entire desert. I'd probably have trouble doing that sober.

And science! Are those blades part of his hand? How stupid do they think we are?