Coulson would be fanboying so goddamn hard about that...

I sell cars for a living, and even at the dealer we still see the exact same type of time wasting bullshit from people shopping for used Civic Si’s.

And then she picks up Mjolnir that was also brought back into existence by Infinity Stone-related fuckery, and obliterates Thanos with it. Because of course she’s worthy.

Why are the people who screech loudest about being better than everyone since they’re white, Christian, etc. always the shittiest trashy examples of such?

That was far too long and far too unintentionally hilarious for GOT.

He could be sitting in a prison cell wearing a jumpsuit the same color as his putrid skin, too.

I just realized how close Grabber Blue looks to the blue paint seen on Air Force One...

Make Cybertron Great Again!

Hasn’t anyone killed this stupid cunt yet?

A scene with that creature and BB-8 interacting will destroy the internet.

I can hear all of those original Lucasfilm sound effects in my head as I read your comment.

Is that... one supercharger feeding into a second supercharger before feeding into the engine itself? Good god, we’ve reached superchargerception.

Around here, it’s Because Racecar.

Sounds like your personal experience applies to every single dealership in the country. Oh wait, no it doesn’t.

Because you and ten other customers in the store at the same time would be talking to the same single manager instead. That’s an incredibly stupid idea of staffing and indicates you have no clue how to run a place of business.

The Triskelion is on the real Theodore Roosevelt Island, which as far as I can tell from Winter Soldier is depicted as the correct size. Just with a lot more structure built on it than what really exists there.

Cut the bullshit and fake bravado, asshole. No dealership allows salespeople to decide their selling prices, so your obvious attitude problem is worthless to this conversation. Salespeople are there to demonstrate the products and prepare the necessary paperwork that goes to the finance office so they can complete a…

Go fuck yourself.

Watch Audi build an RQ7, with enough torque to reshape the Earth’s crust.

It’s impossible to do that on a nationally advertised offer due to tax/title/registration fees being so different in each state, city, and county.