Most impressive setup for your punchline, my good sir.

That GIF perfectly reflects my reaction to Drumpf’s mouth noises. What is it from?

Build me a drill made of Unobtainium!

I believe the only current Ford or Lincoln models not being offered with optional (or standard) EcoBoost turbo gas engines are the F-Series Super Duty (only N/A V8 or turbodiesel) and C-Max hybrid.

Calling themselves “COBRA” or “Hydra” sounds good to me.

But never Jerry!

But why is the rum gone? Because sea turtles, mate.

Hence all that slapping by bar wenches in Tortuga.

250-900 is the full range. After several years working in car sales, the highest score I’ve ever actually seen on someone’s credit bureau was 889 and the lowest was 307.

Why do they have sticks up their butts? That’s just... cruel.

“Hey dumbass, I’m going to stick my boot up your ass while I steal those Death Star plans.”

However, Leia didn’t see Vader and Vader didn’t see her when that gun vs. saber corridor scene happened aboard the Profundity (Rebel flagship) over Scarif. As a Senator, she was going for plausible deniability to buy time and hopefully throw off the Imperial forces that had boarded her ship. “Why are you attacking my…

The company that produced that plexiglass dome roof for the JP movie Explorers went out of business a while ago, and the design blueprints are next to impossible to get a copy of. That’s the biggest hurdle to finishing a proper screen-accurate JP Explorer replicar.

Sioux Faunceaugh!

A running example of the 1885 Benz Patent Motorwagen. I was told it’s a faithful replica (built much more recently) of Karl Benz’s original creation.

Seeing the Mountaineer with that same crack will mess with your mind, too.

Yes. Convertibles are great.

Don’t move. She can’t see us if we don’t move.

Dear god, no.

Nothing at all. I have a ring hanging up in my kitchen with spare keys from every car I’ve owned and previously sold. I wouldn’t do anything nefarious with them... just a souvenir I wanted to keep from those past cars.