I mean... I don’t know what to say to this. Do you realize that he was joking? This whole speech is a tongue in cheek comedy bit. The joke being that his advice is horrible and therefore funny. Do you really look at this and think “Wow, this guys being earnest and totally serious. This is his guide on how to seduce…

It clearly is a joke. He’s making fun of pick up of artists. The whole thing is a tongue in cheek mockery of the idea of “how to seduce women”.

First, I didn’t watch the whole thing, but am I crazy or is this actually funny? It seems like he’s mocking pick up artists more than anything.

It was actually joel rifkin not jeffrey dahmer.

What is this cyber squatting thing? Surely there is nothing illegal about having the foreknowledge to buy a domain name and then sell it later.

Uh, this story is over a year old. I don’t know why you are reporting it like it happened on Thursday. It happened in February of 2014.

So wait, why couldn’t Delonte West speak properly? I didn’t get that part.

Another in the long line of actors who think they are way more important than they are. Fuck off Robert, you get paid way too much just to read things and not giggle.

How’s he gonna make a rap song and miss another perfect chance to brag about he once tried to stab a guy and used to carry hammers and pipes?

Except 911 calls are not police reports. You can not actually get charged for that as it is not illegal simply to lie to the police. An actual police report on the other hand is a sworn statement and it is illegal to lie on one.

You still haven’t established he overserved them at all. 7 drinks over 3 or 4 hours is not excessive in the least. You can easily drink that much and not display any signs of drunkeness to an outside observer, which is the criteria for overserving.

Yeah, I know about those laws. But you don’t even know that these people were visibly drunk. Some people can crush 30 beers and seem fine. But anyways those laws are a safeguard against seriously overserving people who are plastered (ie: can’t stand, are behaving inappropriately, slurring words, falling asleep, being…

Wow I have never seen Bieber looking quite that effeminate.

You’re saying that like he was approaching everyone he saw and trying to talk to them. Most likely he was shy and not approaching many people for help.

If it were anyone but Kane, I’d say yeah, take it with a huge grain of salt, this one smells fishy. But honestly Patrick Kane just really, really, really seems like he would rape someone. There have been countless stories about him getting extremely pissed off when girls reject him and saying things like “Do you know…

Are you saying it’s illegal to serve someone enough alcohol to put them over the limit? Because otherwise your point makes no sense

Well the law is really there for extremely, extremely drunk people who at that point, obviously can’t make the decision for themselves. But it’s still bullshit to hold the server liable... I don’t see liquor store clerks held liable for selling 26ers of vodka to people at 8 in the morning. Or how bout the liquor…

Lol...sorry bud but it’s not a “false police report” just because you think his motives were shitty. They were still drunk and driving.

Uh, no I see no problem with that. The server said this was over the course of the entire evening, so could have been probably 3 - 4 hours or more. 7 drinks over an evening like that is really not that much, especially for heavy drinkers. That would barely give me a medium buzz.

Remind me of when Caitlyn Jenner lied to people that she was born a woman or made any attempt to lie about her past? Rachel Dolezal didn’t just “identify as black”. She actively lied about it to get job opportunities. She lied about a random black man being her father to give herself cred. She sued Howard University…