Just like Derek Carr cried when Erin Andrews sacked him in London.

Well Barack literally can’t be president again and Hillary was the least desirable candidate in 100 years. We need to put forth better candidates who are still eligible to run for office. I’m on your side, but bad and inaccurate take.

I found my new work password. 

Almost as exhausting as comments critiquing comments.  

Excuse me, but I distinctly remember Trump gleefully providing Senator Graham’s cell phone number on live TV during the Republican primaries. Why isn’t old Trumpy arrested for that (and the gajillion other crimes he has undoubtedly committed)???

This isn’t a flaw, it’s the norm. In general, NFL coaches hate risk. It’s why so many coaches rarely go for 2 and punt on 4th & 1. Look what’s happening to Frank Reich. He’s getting pummelled for going for it on 4th & 4, way worse than this bland dude.

Based on Kelsi's Instagram, she finds Chlamydia kinda catchy.

can’t wait to tell my mom “the rest of the world is laughing at us”

Imagine being so insecure that a fake woman holding a position of authority in a videogame made you uncomfortable. I'm not at all surprised that their celebacy is involuntary.

Then you should totally fuck me because sex with me has been described as “thankless”.

This is sticker vandalism and is against the law.

Exactly, just let those Pinkerton Boys do their jobs!

Jon: When I was a junior in high school I was a convenience store clerk at a truck stop. I had to clean pubes and blood off in the showers.

I still don’t think this administration has the capacity to feel shame, but keep trying!

I’d say all of the neoliberal corporatist pigs need to go. Start running more DSA affiliates. More liberal democrats. Beto o’ Rourke is making all of the right moves in Texas to beat that fucking vampire, Cruz, so, that’s a start.

...an incident involving Kavanaugh and a woman while they were in high school.

I have been trying to explain this a friend of mine. I am going through a divorce and have already had two women ask me to get drinks* (I am not charming nor good looking, just very goofy and genuine). He is single and says really stupid things sometimes, then wonders how I get hit on. He tries the stupid thing of…

Say what you will about the movies, Cavill was a good Superman given what he had to work with.

I’m skeptical about Cruz losing. Looking at the Governor’s race, Abbot is still double digits ahead of Valdez, and these days I don’t think that many people split their ballots.

I’d just like to say this is shaping up to be a really well-written and informative series that even as a soccer fan I’m learning a lot from.