Don’t expect the current Wall Street loving DNC Centrists to ever back this - they probably have stock in for-Profit prisons. Right now I’m backing the progressives because the centrists are becoming indistinguishable from Republicans with their actions as of late.

Many of them sincerely do, actually. It’s just that, to them, public service and patriotism mean subverting liberal democracy in favor of biblical principles and locking up as many black and brown people as possible.

Nah, I was never under that impression. 

After decades of indoctrination I still can’t see pink pork flesh without thinking “trichinosis” even though a few years back I learned better.

See, also, every time Miami was accused of having “no class” [wink] in the 80s

When Miami is good, they do it in a fun as hell way.  A lot of times it’s with defense but they just do it in a more exciting way than some of the powerhouse SEC teams.  The SEC teams always feel like the football equivalent of the “play baseball the right way” type of teams while Miami is cool as hell and reminds you…

This roster SCREAMS 7-9

“Hey, sorry, what’d you say? I didn’t quite catch that.”

Yeah but this is Deadspin, where critical thinking died a long time ago.

The women on our soccer and softball teams were huge handicaps. They struck out in softball (they were given 5 strikes just for being girls) often. They couldn’t field, pass, or do anything effective. I joined co-ed sports to hang with friends and co-workers but to also compete in something and try to win.

Yeah. As a neutral observer, I wanted to see the humble fans of New England prevail because they always handle victory with unimaginable class.

“And by the end of the year, we’re all going to want to eat Bullets.”