Considering Obama’s administration was one of the least transparent in history, I am not surprised by this at all. 

mix of Venezuela, Sodom, and the court of Versailles.

Because the centrists think they are liberals which is why they see progressives as extremist loons when the reality is today’s progressive are somewhere on the ideological scale between Roosevelt and Eisenhower.

He’s also an old white guy which immediately eliminates him from consideration apparently. 

Yes, I read this and was completely confused. I was as confused as if I read a headline that said, “Mexican Americans Just Love Donald Trump”.

Yes, but Warren and Sanders are old and white, and in today’s left-leaning politics that is a deal breaker regardless of how good of a job they’d do. 

Naw. Fuck the police too. Always fuck the police.

While DWI checkpoints are the highlight, this is really about speed traps. Those bring in a ton of money for local municipalities. Essentially, Waze is hurting their bottom line. 

I dated Hayden when she was 19. She was very sweet then, but there was a lot of dark shit going on with her.

Frankly, I’m SHOCKED that the capital of the Confederacy still has racist residue 150 years later.

The problem is that the centrists and neoliberals in her own party are shook too. She and the other hard progressives are fighting a battle in the front and from behind.  Just look at Pelosi, Schumer, and Wasserman-Schultz stand and applaud when Trump took shots at socialism. 

Are you Jake from State Farm?

For most progressives, who you are voting for in 2020 is easy: anyone except Trump.

Does this mean that Nick Saban gets to wear the Turnover Chain?

As someone who worked for Saban when he was in Miami, this scenario is not as far fetched as you might believe. 

Are there ANY candidates in this field that you would expect to jail white collar criminals? 

If you have not eaten bacon on a piece of toast slathered in peanut butter, then you have not lived your best life.

Fun fact: 6 of the 13 people in this photo have been given the Stunner by Stone Cold Steve Austin. 

Maybe move out of the country since you don’t know the difference between state and federal taxes.

The funniest thing is when conservatives claim that Pelosi, Schumer, et al are “liberals” and “progressives” and “socialists”.