Apparently, you can recognize sarcasm, but you don’t understand how it works.

This is just like wearing a MAGA hat, it automatically tells me who I need to avoid.

I said, “You know, you don’t kick down Alex Jones’ door. Why don’t you go kick down Roseanne Barr’s door? They have millions of followers and they actually believe these things they’re saying, and they’re actively trying to incite people.” And he goes, “That’s a good point too.” So I don’t understand why this is…

The joke wasn’t even that funny. I think the interesting part is his actual conversation with ICE agents.

How many home invaders are you expecting???

You’re not highlighting the most absurd part of that statement. Trump is claiming, simultaneously:

If you actually look at the statistics, people fighting off armed intruders into their homes is exceedingly rare. You’re much better off investing in better doors and locks, and a good alarm system.

Someone’s mad at capitalism. Go bark at a tree you communist. /s

For a socialist revolutionary who ends every other piece with a threat of overthrowing the rich, one would think you would like guns more.

There was a tweet on the subject which did highlight one difference. I’ll have to paraphrase, as I can’t find the original tweet again.

Yeah, the major difference is in what they do when they’re called out. Hence we see the NYAG resign within four hours of this all coming out, whereas the GOP nearly elected a credibly accused pedophile and still supports a credibly accused serial abuser in the White House.

Don’t get me wrong - dickbag serial abusers…

Jennifer Friedman, a legal expert on domestic violence, says that she cannot square Schneiderman’s public and private behavior. Anyone knowledgeable about intimate-partner violence, she says, knows that choking is “a known lethality indicator.” She adds, “I cannot fathom that someone who drafted the legislation on…

Imagine the prison cell chit-chat.

And her large, adult brother murdered a dog.

She enrages me the most. Kellyanne, while totally full of shit and willing to lie with abandon, almost seems to think this is a game and she’s just along for the ride. Sanders, on the other hand, has 100000% percent bought into the MAGA hat-wearing, white-victimization, get ahead by standing on someone else’s neck,…

“All I know is that Sarah is never going to do anything that violates her conscience... She’s never been asked to do something that violates her conscience.”

I’m going to bet on next Friday at 7:12 AM, when Trump sends an irate tweet from the bathroom. Pruit isn’t even going to be next to go, because next week a mid-level staffer is going to be resign after it’s leaked that he failed to disclose a conviction for embezzling from a children’s charity.

the #2 a in maga is clearly a 50's/60's white fantasy utopia best depicted in a normal rockwell painting where no people of color, orientation or other class every really existed.

Can we hold off on the coronation until I’ve had a chance to walk into the ocean wearing ankle weights?

A year from now, things will look very different. We’re gonna beat this.