I believe it was PT Barnum that said “There’s a Trump supporter born every minute.”

The fine art of lever pulling is a craft like no other.

I’m always amazed by dipshit politicians that never show any concern for the military get so concerned about us when gay or trans people want to join us. Anyone that puts on the uniform is my brother or sister, no exceptions.

On one hand, it’s a little disturbing that they’re ignoring him because disobeying the order of your commander-in-chief is not a great precedent.

Boy, one thing that is just shocking is I never pictured the military repeatedly and openly questioning their commander and chief like this. The military is famous for keeping their collective mouths shut, at least publicly, and just following their orders. Not this time though. They are showing open contempt and it’s…

You forgot “bail out banks and financial institutions with government money but leave the individual shmoes who invested to twist in the wind”

Republican economic strategy since Reagan:

Hmmmm... When will it stop being Ivanka and Jared and start being (((Ivanka))) and (((Jared)))?

Send the meteor.

So, basically, she’s getting the same treatment as a lot of recent purity-obsessed Progressive targets on the Left?

Last winter a some lady from the Salvation Army got in my face about not donating, so I asked her rather loudly if they had changed their stance on conversion therapy and general discrimination against the LGBT+ community and then stated even more loudly that I don’t give money to organizations that are openly…

We wouldn’t need a Santa tax if there wasn’t a war on Christmas.

They had to call it the “Man Tax” to avoid confusion:

Reminds me of those guys outside Safeway with the bells who force me pay the Santa Tax every December.

Apparently he and his staff are micromanaging everything. Weekly greetings to a foreign country on the occasion of its national day are written by low-level diplomats and routinely approved by their superiors. But now, Rex’s minions insist on vetting them, sitting on them for weeks before coming back with extensive…

Slate talks the talk but doesn’t walk the walk? Will wonders never cease?

When this is finished… We’re all gonna get a beach house together and watch Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants over and over and over until we explode into piles of ice cream and hatred of our fellow man.

Fuck that shit. I’ve been screenshotting friend’s and relative’s social media accounts since last summer.

Pickle, Trump is very sensitive about the size of the white hose. Best not ask about it.

I agree with his mom. She might as well humour this phase. Could be worse. Could be a Cruz cosplay.