And that right there is the problem. It’s not the minimum wage. It’s not offshoring of jobs.

• Ivanka Trump, the billionaire heiress who happens to belong to the same presidential campaign fight club that Ailes also belongs to — his weak defenses was no match for the favored Trump offspring's sick moves.
  

I would like BlackSoulCycle even better. With a playlist including Venom, Mayhem, Gorgoroth and Emperor.

Screw that. If you buy a car then it is yours to do with as you wish, and that includes seeing if you can sell it at a profit to someone that wants it more. It is called capitalism.

It is my hope that I will have a similar attitude towards my marriages.

This is good advice. But it is hard to follow. Especially since I love drinks 3 and 4 most of all.

You may be right, but we’ll kick your ass anyway.

America to Philly: Stop turning dumpsters into cities.

Can we stop using “pussy” as a word to mean weak though? My vagina has birthed three god damn kids.

Obvious comment is obvious.

My eyes are down here!!!

Wanting to share that I have been a Bernie supporter, but I am so very proud to be voting for, and supporting Hillary Clinton. I did tear up at the end of the roll call, because I was proud that Sanders did the right thing and pledged his support to Clinton.

Donald Trump is the Witch King of Angmar. No man can slay him, as the Republican primaries have made clear.

Congratulations. I’ve been a big Hillary detractor but when glorious Michelle pointed out that we (I’m in my 20s) pointed out that we take for granted a woman could become president the history of it hit me

Now she just has to defeat the worst misogynist I’ve seen in my lifetime. No pressure. And somehow do it without playing “the woman card,” whatever that is.

I’m 66 years old. I became a feminist when I was 5, and my older sister was told she could “join” a model airplane club my father belonged to. She could pay dues, but not attend meetings or meet because she was a girl.(My father promptly “unjoined” that club!) I’ve been waiting 61 years for today.

Not surprised. These people, many of whom are first time voters because of age or previous indifference, were told that Hillary (and not Trump) was the enemy for nearly a year. Many of the younger ones come from Republican homes where Hillary has been Public Enemy #1 since before they were born. They who are trying to…

“And now all of a sudden they’re saying these horrible things about him.”

Melania Trump is actually infinitely many monkeys typing on keyboards and connected to a voice synthesizer.

Eat, Pray, Love, Put on a Diaper So You Can Drive Across the Country and Shoot Your Ex’s Lover