Probably either related to them somehow (ick) or a parishoner at their church (ick).

The one who performed her hymen reconstruction surgery, that’s who.

Rule 34 my friend, rule 34.

I would argue you should join the reality-based community where they absolutely do.

Davis originally offered to fax them, writing, “I am old school on this email stuff.”

This confirms my suspicion that county courts are single-handedly keeping the Fax Machine industry alive.

Insurance companies.

No but guys! This is important. If my marriage license hadn’t specified “bride” and “groom” how would we have known which is which?

I read this line somewhere the other day: we disgrace our heroes by permitting villains. This shit really needs to stop.

My dad used to take me to tons of meetings, conventions, and regularly into the office from infancy on. I think it was probably inappropriate. I was a super quiet child but my siblings were not and I’m sure it got distracting to people who were trying to get work done. My dad lacks the gene for knowing what is…

The worst part is, he probably does all kinds of mental gymnastics to actually believe that shit.

Okay Nigel Farage.

“a man was surprised to find personal lubricant on display next to all the firearms.”

‘A perfectly reasonable product next to a dangerous and heinous one,” thinks both political parties.

#cocksnotglocks?

First Playboy stops showing boobies and now this? It’s a tough day to be a Bro, Bruh!

Yeah, it's just really hard to imagine doing that to the little people that they help raise. Like, for sure a lot of us resent the parents but the children should be the reason you are there in the first place.

Lifting the text word-for-word from another source (here, the NY Daily News) is commonly known as plagiarism and will get you expelled from any self-respecting university.

He responded with a surprised, “you’re really nerdy...aren’t you”?

THANKS KARA BROWN.