Reading those words, in that handwriting, is absolutely gut-wrenching.

Hey, your friendly neighborhood ex-bouncer and security person here.

They certainly kill unarmed black people like real cops.

Ugh, this wannabe victim. Riding the rape-accusation train to GLORY. Now look at her. She’s got everything! A face with a mouth! College! A mattress! Some people who don’t like this precious male on her behalf! WHAT NEXT?! WHAT ARE WE GOING TO GIVE THIS LIAR NEXT?!

You must be fun at parties.

Can you ask your "friend" to ask her why she insists on kink shaming then calling out politicians? Does she do it to get more money out of them? Is she republican and intentionally picking democrat politicians to call out? She's a bad mistress who no one should trust, really.

Well, what else would you have her do to support herself? Learn and implement legitimately marketable skills? Develop a personality, a work ethic or dimensions beyond "faintly notorious cock-holster?"

I wish I even had the *option* of being financially dominated. That's like, the most first world kink, right?

Yeah, I know that now, but when I read it I was struck with a loud ringing in my ears, and then there was my dad pontificating from across the dinner table. I was 16, and I was eating a pork chop, canned peas cooling quickly on my plate.

"You're a conservative, and you just don't know it yet,"

ESPN wisely didn't tell him to "hit the showers" for a week.

I was stupid and childish

(A relative of mine married into a family of horsefuckers. She fucked a guy who fucked horses, whose father before him fucked horses, and so on. This is not one of the strangest things about my family)

I'm sorry, this man obviously has many, many troubles but he abused an animal. It's being played for laughs and shock value but that's what happened and I wish those who report on this story would stop dancing around that fact. This isn't too far from young kids who are physically or sexually abused in the home who…

Is that a No More Wife Beater?

You want action? How about getting the food delivery places to file police reports for theft. It's a property crime against (probably) small businesses who are losing money to these jackasses. Bet that'll get the police's attention.

Keep reading ;)

Elsewhere on the report, my first name was misspelled.

I'd wager that I am probably twice your age (so college sophomores? No thanks) and have been inhabiting the "real world" for quite some time.

But then doesn't this feed the beast in general since we are on Gawker Media talking about this? So it's ratings for NyMag and ratings for Gawker and anyone else who reposts this. Everybody wins.